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we should cast Tom cruise for Birkhe maila, shouted Steven spileberg. He is almost 5'7' which is average height of Gurkhas.
Of course, said Neil ojha sipping a glass of 1967 perrier jouet. You know we should be able to sign Kate winslet
to play as leonardo's girlfriend in dolpa. Yes I can talk to her said Spielberg as the private jet of Ojha made a
a turn.
Neil ojha a serial enterpreneur who hails from a rural village in Nepal is producing a movie called Three Gurkhas
which will be directed by Steven spillberg. The movie has a ensemble cast of Tom cruise, Leonardo Dicaprio, Brad pit
. The story is written By neil Ojha himself .
After reading the script, Leonardo Dicaprio said he was moved by the plot and was thankful to Mr ojha that he would
be able to see kate winslet naked after two decades. Dicaprio said "I wonder how kate looks naked now. She is definately old
now but she has maintained herself quiet well. It would be wonderful to see her naked once more."
Dicaprio said he never thought that he would one day play as a gurkha. To get into the character, Dicaprio has
moved to Pokhara and has started learning the local ways. He now eats kodo ko dhido and tori ko sag everyday to get
a gurkha complexion. I even cancelled my plan with tarention for this "Three gurkha"
As for Brad pit he is happy that he got a call from such a great company Onepoint films. When I read the story I didn't
know what to make of it. I have never heard of gurkhas and their khukuri but after a research I was moved by the
courage and spirt of the gurkhas. I am now taking khukur lessons every week and drink khukuri rum every day. Angelina
jolie my beloved wife is in the process of adoption a GURKHA baby from the Himalayas.
The movie "Three Gurkhas" is loosely based on three brothers life who later join the British Gurkha army during the
world war II. It follows their struggle during the war, their mother (played by rekha thapa)
relations with their wives (kate winslet and catherine zeta jones). It's a heart breaking love saga of the war.
As for Neil ojha, he is happy that he is able to come up with such a big venture. His film which he directed back in 2013
"Make that Money" was awarded the best Film of the year at Sundance Film festival. He also won the best director award for the same feature
in the Tribeca film festival. Mr ojha who is now a billonaire after toppling facebook with thopdabook as the worlds
most visited website considers himself to be a normal everyday Nepali American guy. He is hoepful his new venture "Three Gurkhas" will
win the OScars.
The "Three Gurkhas" is scheduled to begin filming in June of 2017 around Pokhara, Dolpa, London, and France.
We wish all the best to Neil ojha and his new project.
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