HERE'S MY GREEN CARD GETTING PLAN BASED MARRIAGE TIMELINE in AUGUST - TO DO LIST :)

1. JULY 20, 2013-GET MARRIED AT THE COUNTY CLERK AND GET MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE, TAKE PICTURES
2. JULY 21, 2013  - UPDATE APARTMENT LEASE, BANK ACCOUNTS, UTILITIES, CREDIT CARDS  WITH BOTH OF YOUR NAMES
3. JULY 22, 2013 - GET IMMIGRATION MEDICAL EXAMINATION DONE
4. JULY 23, 2013 - COMPLETE FORMS I-130, I-485, G-325A FOR BOTH, I-765, I-131, PHOTOGRAPHS
5. JULY 25, 2013 - PREPARE CASHIER'S CHECKS FOR $1070 FOR I-485/765/131 AND $420 FOR I-130
6. AUGUST 1, 2013 - MAIL THE DOCUMENTS TO USICS TO APPROPRIATE SERVICE CENTER
7. AUGUST 2, 2013 -BUY LIFE INSURANCE FOR $1 MILLION. BENEFICIARIS: 25% WIFE, 25% KIDS, 25%PARENTS, 25% NEPAL BAL MANDIR SCHOLARSHIP TRUST FUND. COST $40/MONTH
8. AUGUST 5, 2013 - PURCHASE THE CONDOMINIUM $200K. MORTGAGE $950/MONTH. $0 DOWN. 30 YEARS. BUT PAY MORE. AT LEAST $1500 PER MONTH AND BE DONE WITH MORTGAGE IN 2028 INSTEAD OF 2043
9. AUGUST 10, 2013 - GET RECEIPT NOTICES AND FINGER PRINT NOTICE
10. AUGUST 11, 2013 - NOTIFY SCHOOL OF THE FILING AND STOP PAYING GOD DAMN TUITION FEES FOR NOTHING
11. AUGUST 30, 2013 - COMPLETE FINGERPRINT
12. SEPTEMBER 15, 2013 - GET WORK PERMIT AND TRAVEL DOCUMENT
13. OCTOBER 4, 2013 - GO TO NEPAL AFTER 9 YEARS FINALLY TO CELEBRATE DASHAIN AND TIHAR. CHILLLLLLAX FOR 2 MONTHS
14. NOVEMBER 13, 2013 - WEDDING IN NEPAL AGAIN. SUVA MUHURTA
15. DECEMBER 4, 2013 - RETURN TO USA ON TRAVEL DOCUMENT
16. NOVEMBER 1, 2014 - I-130 IS APPROVED (CURRENTLY IT TAKES 15 MONTHS)
17. DECEMBER 1, 2014 - GET GREEN CARD
18. DECEMBER 1, 2019 - GET  CITIZENSHIP
19. DECEMBER 15, 2019 - SPONSOR PARENTS
20. SEPTEMBER 15, 2020 - PARENTS WILL BE HERE ON GREEN CARD
21. SEPTEMBER 1, 2028- MORTGAGE PAID OFF
22. OCTOBER 1, 2040 - RAAME DIES OF HEART ATTACK OR HIGH CHOLESTROL OR HYPERTENSION OR WHILE SPEEDING
23. JANUARY 1, 2041  - WIFE GETS $250K, KIDS GET $250K, PARENTS GET $250K, BALMANDIR SCHOLARSHP TRUST FUND GETS $250K

 ब्रो त बडो दूरदर्शी हुनुहुदो रहेछ. ल मेरो तर्फ बाट अग्रिम बधाई र अग्रिम समबेदना स्वीकार्नोस है !

कुरा मनासिब हो : मैले पनि देखेको छु २ जना जसले यहा बिहे गरेर बसेकै बेला नेपाल गइ बिहे गरे अनि २ टुकु टुकु हिड्ने बच्चाबच्चा संग माऊ भित्र्याए  | दुई हातमा लड्डु | नेऊपानेजी कहिँ तपाइले त्यो केसी जी को जस्तो नेपाल हवाई जहाजले काठमाण्डु छोड्ने बेला पसुपती तिर हेर्दै प्रभु हरियो पत्ता लिएर मात्रै तिम्रो दर्सन गर्न आउला भन्नु भएको रहेनछ , नत्र नौ बर्स किन कुर्नु पर्थ्यो ? |
उनले त यहा बिहे गरेकै बेला नेपालमा बिहे गरे : क्यानडामा पनि राखे टुकु टुकु हिंड्ने २ ओटा बच्चा संग श्रीमती भित्र्याए | नत डाइपरको नास न त हस्पिटलनै जानु पर्यो | १५-१६ महिनामा एक पल्ट नेपाल गयो ब्याउने बनायो आयो यो भविस्यका जार हरुलाई टाडै राख्ने मूल मन्त्र पनि हो !| दुवै हातमा लड्डु बनाउने कुरा नलेख्नु भएको हुदा प्रतक्षदर्सिको नाताले ई कुरा थप्नु हुन्छकी भनि सुझाब दिएको है , अन्यथा नलिनु होला , म रेसिस्ट होईन न जेलसनै भाको हो ?  

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