Until now, everyone in North Korea had to choose their haircuts from a list of state-approved styles. But now, all male undergraudates in the hermit kingdom will be required to sport the same hairstyle as supreme leader Kim Jong Un, the BBC reports.

Most people in general think that this is cuckoo.

Nancy Fullbright from North Carolina exclaimed "OMG!! Is this for real?"

Michelle Obama from Washington, DC rolled her eyes and said "He is seriously off his rockers."

The Independent Post said it was "Unbelievable."

The Saptahik Weekly quoted the fearsome Prachanda saying "हाम्रो बाबुराम सर भन्दा पनि खत्तम निक्ल्यो"

Amidst all the comments and ridicule, the stark reality was never even guessed by any dependent or independent analysts. Most people chose to write it off as an eccentric behavior, but not Sajha Onion.

In order to get to the bottom of this, we have had a secret interview with Kim Jong, who in the condition of anonymity revealed the real reason for this desperate action.

Kim Jong said - quote unquote - The secret reason why this has now been promulgated into the law is very simple. It is the DAMN DRONES!! If all men in North Korea are required to have the same haircut as me, those damn American drones will never find me! Other head of states spend millions of dollars finding their body doubles, but now there will be a million korean men doubling as me!

Sajha Onion feels that this is a brilliant move. It is difficult to tell them apart and now with the haircut.. those drones better be fitted with eyescan biometric authentication too.

if that's the case that freak is intentionally risking the life of poor civilians.
if Sajha Onion feels it's a brilliant move why don't you go and live in NK and follow the same hair cut. The possibility of saving your superior from Drone's attack would increase to some extent.