The Groupon ad said Bikini or Brazilian Waxes 80% off. Being a sucker for good deals, I plugged in my credit card pronto and showed up at the Brazilian Waxer's. The waiting room showed a sign to a waiting room where there was instructions to undress and wait for the next available waxing professional.

As I was waiting in my hairy glory to smoothen out the rough spots, I was not prepared for what happened next.

As I was lying down to get my 80% discount shaved off, a Brazillian grandmother enters the room and says "Sorry this is for ladies only."

This is what happens when you daydream after seeing a groupon ad for bikini waxing.