Hillary Clinton will have her own server in the White House where she can watch pornhub.com while Bill is away.
Hillary will spend half of the country's budget in secret service who will be watching over Bill Clinton & Monica Lewinsky.

Rick Perry will bomb Iran & will say "Oops!"

Jeb Bush will give green-cards to all his Mexicans-in-laws.

Ted Cruz will be the first Canadian American president & that will qualify Russell Peter for 2020 presidential nomination.

Bobby Jindal will open 7-Eleven at White House lawn & Sarah Palin will stop by for slurpee.

While Chris Christie will open dunkin donuts in White House lobby & invite Newt Gingrich for opening ceremony.

Sarah Palin will start reality show called "Nailin Palin" A White House Original Series.

Rick Santorum will promote polygamy and offer green-card to all Christian converts.

Dr Ben Carson will be the first "Hannibal-in-chief" to fry American brains.

Donald Trump will turn White House into Trump plaza & appoint Ivanka, Eric & Donald Trump Jr. as VP, Sec of State & Attorney General respectively.

Marco Rubio will build bridge that will link Key West & Havana & Cubans don't have to swim to flee Castro regime.

Rednecks hopeful candidate Honey Boo Boo will withdraw from the nomination citing her age.

Good laugh, thanks. Are these your originals or copied?

My originals. Thanks for reading.

Welcome back mangale. Bobby Jindal opening an 7 Eleven was the funniest. Liked and laughed a lot man..

Thanks KB bro.

I dont remember reading many of Mangale's posts. I enjoyed this one. Thanks for the laugh

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Loved Robin Williams. He was such lively and talented. Thanks for the post.