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 सोझोकेटो लाई used toilet paper मा लेखिएको पत्र

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Ha ha ha.... keep it up. U r goooood sajhasexy.
 
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haha..
sajhasexy, why did you waste 60 minutes of your precious time writing stuff that is no true
eventhough it's funny.
मैले आज सम्म साझा मा कसैलाही लोप लेत्टर लेखेको छुइन हो.
but i did like ambrosia (not any more though) for her post and i do like mercy with respect for her dedication and support for her social service..especially on help kritika....(hope kritika is doing good now)
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sojoketo is into black girls..it's true..they tempted me. rihanna, beyonce, jhen aiko, tinase, fancy girl(although she is Australian she is into black and i like her) aren't they good? they are...
काली केटि संग सम्भोग गर्दैमा खै के नराम्रो हुन्छ र?
किन खोक्नु पर्यो मैले. khoknai pare gori keti sanga sambhog gareko bhanera pani khokna sakchu ni..3 some gare bhanera pani khokthey ni
hunata एक जना गोरी संग पनि सम्बोग गरेको थिए. but that was bad experience.. sojoketo ain't into gori keti..they are not well experienced.. :P
3 some gareko chaina..sahed gardina.. :)
sajhasexy
sojoketo is 5'11, 175 lb with athletic body..yup in the process of having 6 packs..but kind of tough..
sojoketo is in the process of getting his phd and he finished his master's from the reputed university from the united states. he is permanent resident of united states and he is working as a development manager in IT. :)

anyways, sajhasexy you pick up only those guys who are familiar in sajha...sojoketo lai tyo list ma rakhnu bhayekoma, muri muri dhanyabaad..

again,
i respect women, never compelled, (neither will) any women for anything they don't want.
have never paid neither wll ever to any women for making out as it is against sojoketo's principle..
'Real men do not buy/force women'

btw, sojoketo is on vacation these days. guess what, soon, a smart good looking lady is joining sojoketo whom he met on valentine's day. Oh yaa! she is a nurse and is a black ba$$ with huge naval oranges..i love those naval oranges and she knows it.. LOL
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यो साझा सेक्सीले हसायारा मार्यो /
 
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this is funny.....
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- दाँत माझ्न शुरु गर्नुस्
most of the time sojoketo brushes twice a day. in the morning and before going to the bed

- नुहाउन शुरु गर्नुस्
sojoketo likes to surf in the ocean, he does prefer taking shower after surfing

- कपाल सलोन मा गएर काट्नुस्, रुम मेट लाई काट्न नभन्नुस्
sojoketo prefers long hair and different look. so every other months he visits Men's beauty parlor to get his hair trimmed and colored

- दाँत फ्लस गर्नुस्
sojoketo always brings flush tool kit from walmart. one packet which has like 200 pieces finish in 2 months

- फेयर & लवली अनुहार मा अझै पोत्नुस्
sojoketo prefers fair and handsome however sojoketo is not into cosmetic product. his natural look is attractive enough to attract black booty who always address sojoketo 'what's up handsome'

- घाम मा धेरै नहिंड्नुस्, कालो हुनुहोला अनि तपाईं लाई पिरती को छाता ओढाउने त पा पाइ हो
sojoketo uses Neutrogena® Sunscreen while hanging around beach on sunny day.
other time sojoketo's 2015 IS-F 360 Lexus protects his skin

- ति भालु (लिटरल्ली स्पिकिङ) जस्तो शरीर मा भा भुत्ला लाई वाक्स गर्नुस्
sojoketo doesn't have hair on his body at all. besides he waxes hairs of his private parts..next time after waxing hairs of private parts, i will send thosehairs over to sajhasexy via ups.

- तपाईं को ढुकुर भए एसो त्यस्लाई पनि वाक्स गर्नुस किनकी सानो भए रौं भित्रै बिलाउंछ, अब ढुकुरै नभए यो भन्दा मुनी पढ्नु तपाईं को लागि बेकार हुन्छ
sanobela sojoketo ko ढुकुर thiyo. ahile badera sajhasexy le khane tarkari Zucchini jatro bhacha ra erect huda sajhasexy le pet ghatauna meetho mani mani khane salad Cucumber jatro hunca

- अङ्रेजी सुद्ध लेख्न सिक्नुस्
sojoketo java ani .net suddha lekhca. angreji suddha lekhna sojoketo lai pareko chaina

- अली राम्रो जागिर खानुस्
sojoket ahile nai IT development manager ho. kei barsa paci IT director.
Tara director hunu man chaina. sojoketo prefers to have his own business.

- लुगा र जुत्ता एसो मल बाट किन्नुस्
zara/express/abercrombie/armani ko luga ra zappos ani kennethcole ko jutta lagauna pugisakyo sojoketo lai. he never liked gucci..

- सफा अन्डरवियर लाउनुस्
sojoketo always wear Calvin Klein undewear..but sadai car ma, night club ma, cinema theater ma sambog garda underwear fukalnu parne jhanjat huda kheri ajkal underwear teti lagauna ruchaunu hunna

- कपाल मा तेल हैन जेल लाउनुस्
sojoketo's long hair neither need tel nor jel..yesaipani jel le kapal jharera sajhasexy jasto hairless hunu chaina

- साझा मा अर्को मोनिकर बनाउनुस्
yo question chai bujiyena..ali prasta lekhna siknu paryo sajhasexy


एती गरेर पनि केटी नभेटिएको खन्ड मा
sojoketo no more into girls..ain't mean sojoketo is into guys..nop that's sajhasexy interest..poor divorceguy
bottom line truth : girls are into sojoketo..

- DIcks sporting Goods मा जानुस्
they are freaking expensive..no time for game..although sojoketo is good @ all sports


- भारी Louisville slugger किन्नुस् (बेस बल ब्याट के)
base ball jasto boring game pani khelcha kasaile..ek choti hereko thiye statdium mai nidayechu...

- घर आएर कोठा छिरेर चुकुल लाउनुस्
sojoketo lives in hotel..it has remote lock..

- ऐना अगाडि उभिनुस्
unlike sajhasexy sojoketo is not ugly so not necessary

- प्यान्ट खोल्नुस् - अन्डरवियर पनि खोल्नुस्
that's sojoketo's black booty girls always prefer to do




- अनि त्यो बेस बल ब्याट मार आफ्नो चाक भित्र घुसाउनुस्
yuck..divorce guy le sajhasexy le garne क्रिया sojoketo le kina garnu paryo ra
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Posted on 04-02-15 6:02 PM     [Snapshot: 501]     Reply [Subscribe]
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This is freakingly hilarious... I almost felt like I was on mazzakochat. I wonder if that place is still functioning.. maybe I should check it out.

I hope sojhoketo is not a girl and sajhsexy not a boy... that would be even more hilarious.

Amen
 
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sojoketo ain't cmale like sajhasexy.

refer this thread to know real charisma of sajhasexy :)

http://sajha.com/mobile/info.cfm?threadid=111515
 
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😂😂😂😂😄😄
 
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Haha, hit the nail squarely on its head.

Who the fcuk I mean, WHO THE fcuk, refers to themselves in the third person? If someone refers to themselves in the third person-for example 'sojoketo keto aint  (insert pathetic grammer)' chances are that they are either.

1) A loser of the highest degree who may be came upon a tiny bit of relief in life and can't associate the word 'I' after leaving a life revolving around slim jims/public buses/public housing. Relief is a loosely used term here, any chimp with a pulse can find an IT job these days with a heavily doctored resume.

2) You've created a third person in your head, an alter ego, who is NOT you, since you can't live with who you really are.

 

 For example lets say the real self of Sojoketo is a 5'3" bag of bones with an ugly face, so then he creates an alter ego 'Sojoketo'. Now, the actual self of Sojoketo might be an eye sore but the identity created in his head is not. This is sometimes called Dissociative Personality Disorder or in its more severe form Multiple Personality Disorder.

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hakim_saab,
kei bujeko bhaye marijaau...maile ta bujina..sojoketo le ke bujla :P
 
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नामै त दीपिका पड्काउने | जत्ति पद्कायेनी भो
 
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sojoketo needs to change his name to 'GundoLafangoketo'.
such an oxymoron 'tard
 
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bittertruth lai
sojoketo ko truth sahana garo bho jasto cha.so dherai bitter lagyo jasto cha.
nalagos pani kina..naam nai ta bittertruth :)
 
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Nas(ey)
life ma kei achieve ta garnai paryo ni,
sajha bata log out hune bitikkai there is another life of sojoketo.
To well balance it, achievement is a must..
tara khasai i m not satisfied. well not that i am unsatisfied.
however manchelai jati bhaye pani pugdaina bhanne kura ni..

Nas(ey) don't consider yourself khate..no one is khate in sajha..exception applies though (pointing to girilando (typo error) :)


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धन्यवाद मित्रजन हरु,

सोझोकेटो को जवाफ सुनेर यहाँहरुलाई थाहै भो होला ashishme र divorceguy bostonboi को गीत सुनी सहवास गर्दा के निस्कँदो रैछ भनेर :)
 
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दुइ मित्र को दोहोरि निक्कै रमाइलो र'छ  .... 

लु सोझोकेटो बुरो दरो खोक्नु हुँदो रैछ ....कहीं लहरे खोकी नै पो होकी .... हेहेहे .....  तर सोझो ब्रो को तेस्तो कार्यव्यस्तताका बाबजुद साझामा आएर यत्रो उपलव्दीको खोकाइ देखेर निक्कै खिस्रिक्क भो मन मेरो चै .... 

नासे मित्र जस्तै अम्रिकामा आएर केहि गरिएन छ गाँठे हाम्ले त भन्ने भान पर्यो यार यो मनाँ ..... 

साझासेकसी बुरो राम्रो लेख्नु हुँदो र'छ . 

 
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धन्यवाद थाने ब्रो,

अब लेख्न त म पनि वर्ल्ड बैंक को भाइस प्रेसिडेण्ट, सिक्स प्याक भा पेट, ६'२" अग्लो, हलिवुड कि हिरोइन जस्ती गर्लफ्रेन्ड, पोर्श गाडि, भा कुरा लेख्न सक्छु तर म लेख्दिन किनकि मेरो मानसिक सन्तुलन ठिक छ र म आफ्नो हीनताबोध लाइ कसैगरी बिर्सन साझा मा आएर बार सत्ताइस गफ दिन्न.

सोजोकेटो त्यस्तो मान्छे हो जो कपाल मा तेल लगाएर, औंला को नंग काटेर, खल्ती मा रुमाल राखे भने केटी पट्टिन्छन भन्ने कुरा मा बिस्वास राख्छ.
 
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हाहा
किन विश्वास गर्दैनन् ई मोरा हरु
ल विश्वास नगरुन ई जाथा हरुले
sajhasexy,
sojoketo ain't into trying to woo any girl. after having several gf's in the past..sojoketo is kind of fed up with this freaking gf-bf drama relationship..as of now, sojoketo is into open relationship with girls..
hang around.make out.have fun relax, best wishes..that's it...all NSA fun:)

sajhasexy.sorry for you. seems like you are more interested in having a gf although you ended up only with bf. well divorceguy ain't bad. he's good for you. :)
btw, kt patyauna sabai bhanda jaroori kura ho GUFF, confidence.
Looks ta tes paci matra count hunca. :)




 
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...yawn! Like Haakim Saab mentioned, you speak in third person,

And no one laughs at your baloney.

And if an IT manager types a sentence like

"sojoketo ain't into trying to woo any girl. after having several gf's in the past..sojoketo is kind of fed up with this freaking gf-bf drama relationship..as of now, sojoketo is into open relationship with girls."

I am warren buffet :)
 
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Sajhasexy,
He is sojoketo in sajha. sojoketo can use any non abusive language in sajha
he has identity other than sojoketo out of sajha.
As a development IT manager
my email pattern would be like
Approved.
(for production deployment request) :)
BTW,
buffet doesn't know how to use sajha. :)

 



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