I would have been impressed more to see Melania's melons rather than her plagiarized speech last night .

Last night I had nightmare of pubic hair growing all over my body. This is because every time I tried to open Sajha yesterday all I see is Nas hairy body. Next time you want to hack Sajha please shave your arse or change your profile pic to Priyanka Karki's pic.

So easy to become celebrity these days in Nepal. Rock the van with your boyfriend in the middle of the road, blow your boyfriend, take creepy video in bathtub, have your mom take semi nude picture and post in Facebook or dance dirty in "Kera Suntala" song. Can you guess the celebrities?

KP Oli reaching out to Sher Bdr, Ramchandra & Others to offer PM post to save his govt. is like " you can fcuk my wife but I get to be the husband."

India is set to win two gold medals this Olympic in Rio both in wrestling. Sultan & Dangal are early favorites.

Now I can knowingly stumble on any hot chicks I see on the streets and blame "Pokemon Go" . Thank you whoever created that app.

That's all for today.

Thanks
Mangale