A guy goes into the store and says to the clerk, "I would like some Polish Sausage."

The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"

The guy says, "Well, yes I am.

If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian???

...or if I had asked for German sausage, would you ask me if I was German??

...Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican?"

The clerk says, "Well, no."

The guy says, "Well, why do you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask for Polish sausage????

The clerk says, " Because this is a hardware store."

Scientists at NASA have developed a gun built specifically to
launch dead chickens at the windshields of airlines, military jets and
the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity . The idea is to
simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test
the strength of the windshields. British engineers heard about the
gun and were eager to test it on the windshield of their new high speed
trains. Arrangements were made. But when the gun was fired, the
engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurtled out of the barrel, crashed
into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, crashed through
the control console, snapped the engineer's backrest in two and
embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin. Horrified Britons
sent NASA the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the
designs of the windshield, and begged the US scientists for suggestions.
NASA's response was just one sentence:
"Thaw the chickens."

Patient: Please doctor, yOu must help me, I think I'm losing my memory
Doctor: Is that so! for how long have you have this problem?
Patient: what problem??


A man run into a doctor's office and said Doctor, Doctor, you've got to help me.
I feel like a deck of card!"
The Doctor replied," please sit down and i 'll deal with you later."

Another man ran into the same doctor yelling," Doctor, Doctor,
I feel like a pair of curtains!"
" come on," said the doctor,
"pull yourself together."

Since Hbuzz has started doctor jokes.... here's one..
(bear with me if u hav heard it before.....)

A guy comes storming to a doctor's office.
"Doctor, doctor, this is an emergency!! I seem to feel pain all over my body. (touching himself) aayaaaaa.... i feel pain here and there and there.....everywhere. Something seems be terribly wrong with my body."

Doctor: "Now that's weird. Let us take an x-ray of your body and check it out, alrite?? You can come again tomorrow to get ur report."

They take the x-ray of his whole body, he goes back home and returns the following day.

"So, doctor !!! Did u find out what was wrong with my body ??"

The doctor seeing him starts LOL, rolls all over the floor, bangs the floor repeatedly, he just can't start stop cracking up...

Suprised the guy asks again, "Why, doctor what's so funny? What did u find out from the x-rays?"

And the doctor is like (in a slow voice)- "Dude.......you have a broken finger !!!"

ENJOY !!!

Relax Singh,

Another copy and paste cheap joke ????

Prem charo :)
hawaii

Dude,

All jokes here in sajha r copy/paste .... can't u c that ...... we r just not selfish like u ...... so we share them with the world !!!

Laughter shared = laughter doubled
Selfish Charo = Pcharo
Pcharo = Bcharo

_-||-_ .......... take that !!

Try to be creative dude !! It is not about not being selfish.

Wake up !!

Here is big one for you. TAKE THAT !!

another one for you !!

lol whats going on ????relax singh and prem charo...go acc. to ur respective names and relax down and show some prem to one another !!!!!

Good point monika .........
Tara, but, par, magar, lekin, parantu.........
He started it all and i m finishing it all, hai ta !!

Back to pcharo, dude u know what this is ?? It's a mirror ....................... and it's trying to say "RIGHT BACK AT YA !! "

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PEACE BRO .... < ``>

Hee hee.. this fiasco with u two guys here is quite funny..
but Prem Charo, do u have some kind of fear of copy and pasting?
That function is there to be used when desired to.
U know most jokes people tell and share with others are one's that
they heard from others or read somewhere..so as Relax-Singh stated:
Laughter shared = Laughter doubled! Hooray! ;o)

Now u Charo, be Mr Creative here and make up a funny joke now
and post it...Or if u cant be bothered scratchin ur head for ages,
then overcome ur phobia, go to a joke site,find a hilarious joke........
yeppppp..u guessed it..use that function that u were dissing Relax about.
Wipeeeeee doo daa!
Btw, was that a C+P job u did wiv those pics Charo??

..keep the jokes rolling y'all... ;o)

Domi

I liked the jokes too... what was wrong with that? Premcharo... you too tensed about the finals or something... Laugh abt the copy and paste and LET IT GO bro! Chillax!

i agree...and those pics were cool, too...just what I sensed chaaro would do...

Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. G has only laughed (musukka hasibakseko) only 2 times. Have you really seen the dude with a smiling face. He always seems to be constipated. Well he did show his muskan when he was crowned and
during Bhoto Jatra when the Pujari came out to show the Bhoto and said this is the "Real" Bhoto worn by Machindranath. Mr. 5 G was smiling thinking-- yeah right this is the "Real One"!!!!!