Received from my younger brother who is in KTM...thought to share with you guys if you are not aware of this email!
Subject: Nepal in 2050
Hope you enjoy this guys !!!!! Be cool.
Time: Year: 2050 AD
Place: Two Americans at IBM Company,
USA.Conversation of two Americans pre recorded to know the futureCurrency
Conversion Rate: NRs. 1.00 = US$ 100.00
Note: Please be prepared for this in 2050 as it is very unusual for us at this time but its FUTURE of Nepal.
Alex : Hi John, you didn't come yesterday to office?
John : Yeah, I was in Nepalese Embassy for stamping.
Alex: Oh really, what happened, I heard that strict.
John : Yeah, but I managed to get it.
Alex : How long it took to get it stamped?
John : Oh, it was nasty man, long queue. Bill Gates was standing infront of me and they played with him like anything. Thats why it got delayed. I went there at 2 am itself and waited and returned by 4 pm.
Alex : Really? In Nepal, it is a matter of an hour to get stamped for USA.
John : Yeah, but that is because who in Nepal will be interested in coming to USA man, their economy has been booming.
Alex : So, when are you leaving?
John : Anytime, after receiving my tickets from the client in Nepal and you know, I will be getting a chance to fly Royal Nepal Airlines. Sort of dream come true.
Alex : How long are you going to stay in Nepal.
John : What do you mean by how long. I will be settled in Nepal, my company has promised me that they will process my Hariyo Patra.
Alex : Really, lucky person man, it is very difficult to get a Hariyo Patra in Nepal.
John : Yeah, thats why, I am planning to marry a Nepali girl there.
Alex : But you can find lots of US girls in Kathmandu, Pokhara and Biratnagar.
John : But, I prefer Nepali girls because they are beautiful and cultured.
Alex : Where did you get the offer, Kath?
John : Yeah, salary is good there, but cost of living is quite high, it is Rs. 1000/- for a single room accommodation.
Alex : I see, that's too much for US people, Rs. 1/- = $ 100/-. Oh God! What about in Pok, Birat?
John : No idea, but it is less than what we have in Kath. It is like the world headquarters of Software.
Alex : I heard, almost all the Nepalese are having one personal Robot for help.
John : You can get a BMW car for Rs. 5000/-, and a personal Robot for less than Rs. 7500/-. But my dream is to purchase Sherpa, which costs Rs.200000/- but has got a sexy design.
Alex : By the way, who is your client?
John : Upadhaya and Sharma Associates, a pure Nepalese company, specializing in Embedded Software.
Alex : Oh, really, lucky to work in a pure Nepalese company. They are really intelligent and unlike American Bodyshoppers who have opened their Fly-by-night outfits in Nepal. Nepalese companies pay you in full even when you are on bench. My friend Paul Allen, it seems, used his bench time to visit Birgunj, the most livable place in Nepal, probably world. There you have full freedom and no restrictions. They have one of the world's biggestdry port you see. You can do whatever you want! I wonder how that state has perfected that system.
John : Yeah man, you are right. I hope our America also follows their footsteps.
Alex : How are you going to cope with their language?
John : Why not? From my school days I have been learning Nepali as my first language here at New York. At the Consulate they tested my proficiency in Nepali and were quite impressed by my cent percent score in TONIL i.e.Test of Nepali as International Language.
Alex : So, you are going to have fun there.
John : Yeah, I will be travelling in the world's fastest train, world's largest theme park, and the famous Kollywood where you can see actors like, Rajesh Hamal, and all. Funworld is also in Kollywood.
Alex : You know, the PM is scheduled to visit US next year, he may then relax the number of visas.
John : That's true. Last month, Rajib Rajbhandari visited White House and donated Rs. 200000/- for infrastructure development at Silicon Valley and has promised more if we follow the model of High-Tech City of Kathmandu.Bill Gates also got a chance of meeting him. Very lucky person.
Alex : But, Nepalese government is planning to split Mercantile's Neposys.
John : He is a hard worker man, he can build any number of Neposys like this. Every minute he is getting Rs. 1000/-. It seems, if you keep all his money converted as Rs. 100/- notes you can reach Pluto.
Alex : OK, Good Luck John.
John : Same to you Alex. And don't go to Consulate in a Daura Suruwal because they will think you are too Nepalised and may doubt you will ever come back and hence your Non-Immigrant Visa may get rejected. But don't forget to say "Namaste, Tapain kasto hunuhunchha" to the Visa officer at Window 95. It seems he likes that and will not give you a visa if You don't greet him that way.Hope u enjoyed it................You will be proud to be a Nepali in 2050, won't you?
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