Brit Newspapers Approve Juvenile Drug Abuse

The Daily Telegraph brushed off fresh allegations that George Bush used
Class A narcotics as 'mere embroidery' this week, suggesting such
behaviour could actually boost his popularity.

"Kitty Kelly's new details about his supposed marijuana and cocaine
habits are mere embroidery on the familiar Bush legend: drunk cleans up
act, becomes Governor of Texas, wins presidency," the (generally
pro-Bush) broadsheet said in an editorial.

"The frustrating thing for squeaky-clean John Kerry is that the Bush
legend is exactly the sort of legend that people love," they sniffed.

However, Kitty Kelly, whose new book outlines W's drug history in
detail, appeared in the Sunday Times this week to emphasise his continuing
refusal to deny the allegations ('there were too many people who could
testify to the truth' she claimed) and his hypocrisy.

"As governor of Texas, he took a hard line on drugs," Ms. Kelly pointed
out.

"He supported increased penalties for possession and signed legislation
mandating jail time for people caught with less than a single gram of
cocaine. Yet, as the claims of Sharon Bush, his sister-in-law, show, he
could have been subject to jail time himself, had he been caught 'doing
coke' with his brother Marvin during his father's presidency," she
said.

Meanwhile in Scotland, leading newspaper The Scotsman celebrated the
20th birthday of delinquent royal Prince Harry with an equally
open-minded examination of the young Royal's drug crimes.

"Prince Harry and his ne'er-do-well posh friends had been puffing the
magic dragon (smoking marijuana- slang Ed), and daddy wasn't happy.
Immediately people talked of a prince in peril," said the Scotsman.

"But was his rowdy behaviour so unexpected? Or, in fact, so damaging?
Children of privilege always kick back at some stage - just look at
Paris Hilton's sex-romp video - and it may, bizarrely, have been one of
the best things to happen to the Windsors," they suggested.

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Spanish Club Introduces Zero Tolerance Dress Code

Promoters at Catalan disco Allen Roc are launching a nudist event this
weekend (Sunday September 19) at which only fully naked clubbers will
be allowed in.

"It will be a place to have a drink, dance, listen to music, chat to
friends or meet new people," a local naturist site explained. "We will be
able to enjoy going nude and, always with respect and naturalness, the
company of other naturists."

Nobody from the club would confirm either their music policy or whether
DJs will be spinning in the nude, the Guardian reported this week,
though they've certainly not booked one of London's best known naked DJs,
The Ting, who regularly takes her clothes off at clubs in the capital.

"I do it because quite frankly I think clothes are a waste of time,"
Ting told Skrufff.

"Clothes should be worn if you're cold not hot, so when I'm in a club
DJing and hot, with sweat pouring off me and I've got fcking clothes
getting in the way; what's the easiest solution? - get rid of them," she
declared.

However, the Twist/ Torture Garden resident said she's often forced to
spin topless father than full naked due to prudish promoters and
security staff.

"I played completely naked at the Purple Turtle in Camden and nearly
killed myself a while ago," she revealed.

"The bouncer came over to me because I happened to be on top of the bar
at the time and said 'we don't have an exotic dancer's license' and I
said 'that's OK, I'm not an exotic dancer'. He tried to get me down, I
tried to run away from him, banged into something and nearly knocked
myself unconscious," said Ting.

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