Aarz kiya hai......

Tu chandramukhi main surajmukhi,
tu mujhse dukhi main tujhse dukhi.
Chatt se chhalang laga de,
phir tu bhi sukhi, main bhi sukhi

Suraj Hua Madham , chand bhi chalne laga,
mein thehra raha, zamin chalne lagi, sajna kya yehi pyaar hai ??
Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi EARTHQUAKE hai ! BHAA

ab Jab tum angdai lete ho dam hamara nikal jata hai.
Aye Jalim Deodrant lagane me tumharey bap ka kya jata hai

Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ud jaati hai
Koi humse bhi ishq kare
Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai

Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
(earth to sky, earth to sky)
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
[Audience: Are bhai, aage bhi to bolo.]
Hawa hi hawa hai. (air only air)

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Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hain

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Duniya mein bewafaon ki kami nahin hai.
Ab suraj ko hi dekh lo-
Aata hai Usha ke saath,
Rehta hai Kiran ke saath,
Aur jaata hai Sandhya ke saath!

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Jab tota hua dirty
tote se boli myna
Jab tota hua dirty
tote se boli myna
don't u worry
surf excel hai na!!!

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Prabhakar ki kahani
wonder ki baat hai,
Prabhakar ki kahani
wonder ki baat hai,
sach kya hai
yeh to andar ki baat hai!!!

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Chachundar ke sar pe chemeli ka phool
Chachundar ke sar pe chemeli ka phool
Utterly butterly delicious Amul!!

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(ok, before the anti-indians (so called anti-dhotis) come here and kick me out, here is for their reading pleasure ................ supposedly-english-shayari !! )

Little birdy in the sky,
You look up and it shits in your eye.
You don't mind and you don't cry,
You just thank God that cows don't fly.

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