Taranath Rana Bhat said Dipendra did Re-te-te-te to all the member of Royal family and did Re-te-te-te to himself and gone to comma. But international media canýt justify how he shots himself with machine gun from back Later, Indiaýs news channel Zee TV announced Dipendra actually used Laser guided Machine gun. American were surprised how come Nepalese but not them were first to built of Laser guided Machine Gun.

Last CIA captivated more than 50 BABAs who visited Nepal during Shiva Ratri, for investigation. They think one among them has to be Osama Bin Landen. CIA said they have enough evidence to prove. May be they are referring to BABAýs long beard circumcised (looked like) Penis as evidence.

Maoists warn India that they will use Human bomb if India provides military assistance to Nepal. Recently Maoists are having Human crisis, then they changed their statement saying they mean a Hanuman bomb not a Human bomb. It has been come to knowledge, Maoist will probably use Monkey from Pashupati and Swayambu, and send them to India. However Mayor of KTM even suggested them to use Bhusya Kurkoor of KTM instead ý so that Bhusya Kukoor will be nullified in KTM.

Recently divorce rate in Nepal has skyrocket among newly married couple as rumor of establishment of American Army Base camp spread among the public. When asked to one beautiful divorced girl, she said ýABA TA AMERICA JANE BHAIYO.ý This could be the reason why number of DV Lottery applicants comparatively lower then last year.

To be continueý

hahah... pisces, good one!!!
Waiting for the rest!!! ;)

hehe... nice way to start the day!

Interesting..................!!!

Next Episod,

Back in year 2002, there were big shortage of Condom in Nepal, due to the Advertisment Campaign with slongan "Condom Lagau Aid's Bhagau." Goverment claimed the huge success of the campaign. But its been learned that most Nepali were misleaded by the slogan, which they thought if they don't wear CONDOM they will be infected by AIDS-- period.. Due to this fear among the Male community the usage of condom came into practice as comman as UNDERWEAR.. Later majority of male even demanded Government to provide even sophisticated condom with zipper on its tips for its convinient use..

Khisunji Haarkat --Media has opened up strange attitude of former PM Mr. K. P. Bhattarai. As it read, it says -- Khisunji checked-in at Hyatt Hotel day before yesterday with the unknow lady.. Since then there were no other activities from his side in Hyaat. Due to this reason Hotel management were little suspicious about KP and call upon the Nepal Police.. Police tried to interven the room 101 but door was tagged with "DO NOT DISTRUB" sign.. Considering the circumtance police didn;t want to break in the room, therefore decided to drill hole accross the door and peep inside. They were surprised to see K.P Ji standing naked , holdin penis in his hand and looking at it, were saying "AAAAA BAAAAAAA, UUTH" x2 .. facing towards the master bed where that girl was lying naked. Police knocked the door on time to time and waited there for couple hours. Surprisingly, when peepin through the same hole, they found Khisunji in same Position, sayin "AAAAAAA BAAAAAAAA UUTH". Finally police break in the room and recover Khisunji from that postion and took him out of Hyatt... Lady name is being kept secret. When she is asked about the incident she said "He is been sayin "AAAA BAAA UUTH for last three days, I guess at last he has gone paranoid"..

Day before yesterday one of the reputed thug SAADE who used to dwell around Asan and Jamal, has moved to Lainchor area. Since then SADA has terrorizes the students of the Kanya High School, the reason could be their red color skirt.. Its been 2 days already , but to move SAADE elsewhere seems almost immpossible. School has been unoffically closed until another notice. The school management was asked to change the current dress code (Red SKirt). Lets see next what will be the reaction.

to be continued