Men are like .Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you.
Men are like ........ Bananas ....... The older they get, the less
firm they are.
Men are like Weather ....... Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like ......... Blenders ....... You need One, but you're not
quite sure why.
Men are like . Chocolate Bars ...... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head
right for your hips.
Men are like . Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like . Department Stores ...... Their clothes are always 1/2
off.
Men are like ......... Government Bonds ...... They take soooooooo long
to mature.
Men are like . Mascara ....... They usually run at the first sign of
emotion.
Men are like . Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like . ... Snowstorms ...... You never know when they're
coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Men are like ......... Lava Lamps ..... Fun to look at, but not very
bright.
Men are like ......... Parking Spots ....... All the good ones are
taken, the rest are handicapped.
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women are like sh*t..tho we think we need to get them out..its always in us..they are part of us..
women are like bones...u wanna suck them but u have to bite them before u suck them
women are like tele...u just have to watch it..when its on...tho the pragrammes aint good
women are like banks...we invest so much in them..yet we dunno when we will reap it all back
women are like coke once they are popped...they aint the same
Women are like Products Men use them!
women are like women...u can never understand them
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