QUERY:-
Dear Microsoft Technical Support,
I desperately need some help. I recently upgraded from
Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began
giving unexpected errors and also took up a lot of space and
valuable resources. This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure.
In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and
launches during system initialization where it monitors all other
system activity. Applications such as Boys Night Out 2.5, and
Cricket 5.3 no longer run and crash the system whenever
selected.Attempting to operate Saturday Sports Bar 6.3 always fails
but Saturday Shopping 7.1 runs instead. I cannot seem to keep Wife
1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any of my favorite
applications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend7.0 but
uninstall doesn't work on this program.
With regards,
A Customer.
THE REPLY: -
Dear customer,
This is a very common problem resulting from a basic
misunderstanding. Many men upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0
thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT
program. Whereas Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its
creator to run everything. You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife
1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0 as Wife 1.0 is not
designed to do this and it is impossible to uninstall, delete or
purge the program files from the system once installed. Some people
have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or wife 2.0 but have ended up
with even more problems. (See in manual under alimony Support and
Solicitors Fees). Having Wife 1.0 installed myself I recommend you
keep it installed and deal with the difficulties as best you can.
When any faults or problems occur, whatever you think has caused
them, you must run the C: \I APOLOGISE program and avoid attempting
to use the *Esc-key. It may be necessary to run C:\ I APOLOGISE a
number of times but hopefully eventually the operating system will
return to normal. Wife 1.0 although a very high maintenance program
can be very rewarding. To get the most out of it consider buying
additional software such as Flowers 2.0 and Chocolates 5.0. Do not
under any circumstances install Secretary36.24.36 (Short Skirt
version) as this is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and the
system will almost certainly crash. Thank you for using the
program!!
PS: In no case try to install the free software (Mother-in-Law 1.0)
that comes with WIFE 1.0 operating system. Installing the software
would lead to Not Responding messages from Wife1.0 operating system.
with regards
MS Team