so dumb ?
This is what I got from one of my friends here earlier today.

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Reasons we voted for George W. Bush:

1. Because you know things are going well in Iraq. They're getting
better every day. You know this is true because George Bush told you so.

2. Because too many people have health care as it is, what are we, the
United States of Every Child Gets to go to the Doctor?

3. Because good leaders don't change their minds every time they
realize they made a mistake. That is a sound strategery and you wouldn't
want too much thought going on at the top levels.

4. Because we all have credit cards in America and we know how great they
are. Bush has a big credit card called the national debt, why pay now with
taxes when our kids can pay it off when we're dead.

5. Because Bush's service in the Air National Guard during Vietnam
showed courage and strong leadership, whereas Kerry's service in Vietnam
showed he's a coward and weak on national security. You know this because
Swift Boat Veterans for Truth told you so.

6. Because only George Bush can protect you from Al Qaeda. He's
consistent. He promised to get bin Laden, so he invaded Iraq and got the
rest of the world to despise us. Could Kerry keep Al-Qaeda off balance
like that?

7. Because you know invading Iraq was right. Weapons of Mass
destruction were found and Saddam was behind 9/11. You know this is true
because FOX news and Dick Cheney keep implying it's true. Besides even if
it's all untrue, Saddam was a bad man, and you know Kerry wants to have a
gay wedding with him.

8. Because invading Iraq made us safer. Iran and North Korea might
actually have WMD's, but they know now if they mouth off, Bush might
invade someone else, like Syria, or Malta, maybe even the Seychelles. Take
that Kim Jong Il!

9. Because you know George W. Bush is the decisive leader we need in a
time of crisis. You know because those seven minutes of him reading "My
Pet Goat" while America was under attack aren't as important as his record
of saying he's a decisive leader, decisively, over and over. In a world
where nuclear missiles take up to 30 minutes to cross the globe any leader
can afford 7 minutes during a crisis for a really good goat story.

10. Because George Bush believes in American values like freedom and
values, which are words he uses alot. Locking up American citizens without
trials or even charges is OK if they're muslims. You know your freedom is
safe as long as you're not a muslim, and you're not a muslim if you know
what's good for you.

11. Because it's unpatriotic to criticize the President. That's not
what the Founding Fathers wanted, they wanted everyone to worship George
Bush. You know criticism and free speech are a part of democracy, you just
want those who disagree with you to be shut up. This will help the march
of freedom, as long as you agree with George Bush your freedom will be
safeguarded.

12. Because you know if John Kerry is elected, most
marriages will be gay, Osama bin Laden will move into the White House,
people will have sex with chipmunks, America will become communist, Taxes
will go up 900%, the ghost of 'Rerun' from "What's Happening" will rise
from the grave - mass hysteria!

13. Because George Bush never made a mistake. You know this is true
because George Bush told you so.

14. Because you know you're better off than you were four years ago and
you will be better off with four more years of exactly the same thing.


Repeat after me:
I surrender my free will to the might of George W. Bush.