Hi! Adrian's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.

Hi, I'm not home right now but my answering machine is, so you can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep.

You have reached 934-2435. We picked this machine up at a garage sale in "as-is" condition. You can try to leave a message on it, but we are not sure it will be recorded. If we don't return your call, it means the machine did not work.

Hello. I'm Adrian's answering machine. What are you?

Hello, this is Death. I am not in right now, but if you leave your name and number, I'll be right with you.

Hello, this is The Floyd Answering machine.

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want.
Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press; no one will answer.

If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.

If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up.
All of our operators are too busy to talk to you.

If you are menopausal, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry.
You won't be crazy forever.

If you are blonde, please don't press any buttons; you'll just mess it up

now that's a message...........................

by the way this is good thread why isn't it getting to many posts i don't know!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hallo , hallo
khai linenai lagayna
HALLO
HALLO
toot toot toot
HALLO HALLO

thuikka

phonelagopo ans machine chalne!!!!

Last time I called Radio Nepal I got the following Message in the answering machine.


Yo Radio Nepal ho, aba Durga Nath Sharma bata samachar sunnuhosh. Shree paanch maharaja dhiraja gyanendra beer bikram shah dev sarkhar ..... bhraman ... garibakshyo... mausuf sarkar ko sathma shree paanch badamaharani Komal rajya laxmi devi shah pani hoi baksinthyo...

thanks for posting adrian.

here's one for all of the college students out there-
"a" is for academics, "b" is for beer
one of these reasons is why we're not here.....