A Man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks
into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the
girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and
goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife,"listen this guy's an
escaped convict, look at the clothes! he probably spent lots of time in
jail and hasn't seen a women in years. I saw how he kissed your neck."
"If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells
you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is
probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong! .
honey. I love you"
To which the wife responds, "he wasn't kissing my neck. He was
whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and
asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be
strong honey. I love you too!

HAHAHAHAHAHHA.................nice one, yb !!

here goes another hushband/wife joke:

Jake was dying. His wife, Becky, was maintaining a candlelight vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face. Her praying roused him from his slumber He looked up and his pale lips began to move slightly.

"Becky my darling," he whispered. "Hush my love," she said. "Rest, don't talk." He was insistent. "Becky," he said in his tired voice, "I have something that I must confess." "There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Becky, "everything's all right, go to sleep." "No, no. I must die in peace, Becky. I ... I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend and your mother!"

"I know, my sweet one" whispered Becky, "now get some rest and let the poison work"

ZOR ka JHATTKA dheeray se laggey !!

Hahahhaa.. 1st one was 10/10, second one, 9/10 :)