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 "Laptops may damage male fertility"
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Posted on 12-09-04 11:04 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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And "Women who use desktop computers could be unwittingly damaging their fertility, I believe. ".....!
 
Posted on 12-09-04 11:06 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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damn! I use a laptop.
 
Posted on 12-09-04 11:08 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Uday,you are not more fertile.From now onwards use desktops and put an ad for your laptop too.
 
Posted on 12-09-04 11:25 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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I was surprised to see this research too. when I saw this news in CNN or Fox last night. Some researchers are really nuts to take these topics and scrutinize it. hehe! I heard cell phone, which we put in the pocket, also harms our fertility too...
 
Posted on 12-09-04 11:27 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Rusty all scared now.No more cell phones or laptops for him.
 
Posted on 12-09-04 12:15 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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laptop for sale.
cell phone too.

Better yet, buy one get one free.

Buy the laptop and get nokia cell phoje for free.


 
Posted on 12-09-04 12:22 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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I would like to buy the one that's cheap.And does it come with additional supply of U-day?
 
Posted on 12-09-04 1:18 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Yo bajjiye kuire haru ulto ulto kuro garchha...

fertility damage hune laptop ko heat le groin area rankera re...bho ta aba?

Haamro gaam ghar tira bihe garnu aghi groin area dahro hos bhanera agenaa maathi rakhera sekdinthyo...3 ghanta samma...simmyaa thyasni tyo jhaankri le mantra pura bhattaunjel khutta fyaaaaan parera agena maathi ubhina parthyo...

Ani janmaunthe 12-15 wota santaan...daanda kaanda ta ke purai deshai dhaakne gari...

Pattyaunna ma ta kuire le lekheko kuro...janchhu baru ishtri le daamna! :p
 
Posted on 12-09-04 7:03 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Sadly it seems true:
Recently conduceted investigation by one of my friends team revelled low sperm count in male working in an Industrial park related to IT. Hence, lap tops, and more seriously avoid putting mobiles in your trouser pockets too close to your nuts. The effect is said to be in the damage to the Sertoli cells, that nourish the sperms and help them mature. Like wise the leydig cells that produce the testosterone is also reported to age faster, leading to reduction in testosterone synthesis. The culprit whether it is the magnetic, electric signal or the combination of both with known stress related is not yet ascertained clearly, but precautive measure is best. Avoid mobiles in your shit pockets close to your heart, that interferes with hearts rythmicity.
 
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sorry not shit but shirt pockets
 
Posted on 12-09-04 7:29 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Hare baje bajai ho......kasto kura na bujeko...kura ho ke makuro...baala paryo nirmaya makuri jaalai maa bheko jasto...Its a dyaam good news for me and all of us..at least we save money in family planning....kina vasatomi, copper t, operation garnu paryo baacha bhaye pachi kina condom launu paryo....din bhari khalti maa mobile phone rakhayo...din bhari lap top chalayo...bhai halyo ne pariwar niwojan...aba vasatomi haaina...mobiletomi re laptop tomi bhane bhai halyo ne

hya mula haru
 
Posted on 12-09-04 8:14 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Guys you are joking right? If not, I might be in big trouble sathi haru. I have been using laptop for a year or so now. I gotta check with my doctor. How about desktop? And what the hell in the notebooks make this change? Oh, can someone pass the link to the sites where you guys hear this news first. Thanks
 
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Posted on 12-10-04 1:58 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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LAU JAA MA TA MAREY!
2 years bhayo laptop chalauna thaleko tei pani din ma 8 hours laptop ma!
janchhu aba Pathologist ko ma.... result negative aayo bhane thikai chha tara positive aayo bhane ;) ..... bekar ko baloon use garnu nai pardaina 2 tira bata faida :))
Foe
 
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the thing that i personally believe is that all the stuf goin about infertility using mobile fones and using lab tops are all a part of research......which keeps chaniging day by day....may be the recent data says sperm count decreases in males using mobiles and lab tops but a research might soon come sayin that this is untrue...moreover alcohol,cigarrate somkin also causes infertility so may be the pple in whom the research was done were alcoholics and heavy smokers so chill guys dont bother about infertility...the thing i am tryin to say is until and unless it is proven in 100 p.c cases u need not worry.....
 
Posted on 12-10-04 1:02 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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din ko 12 ghanta laptop chalau ki...hapta ko saatai din...dont worry...

12 ghanta laptop chalayesi yesso sutnu aghi janu Cabaret Club-slub tira...din ko 1 ghanta mattrai LAP DANCE garayo bhane tyo LAPTOP ko effect sinittai niko hunchha!

tyo dhobini ko chyaatyaa petti coat ko kassam!
 
Posted on 12-10-04 5:45 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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okey! let me get this straight.

Laptop is not good for my mini-mes. But what about lap dances?

If Lap dances have the same effect on fetility, my lap would be as dry as Sahara Desert.
 
Posted on 12-19-04 1:56 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Then there is one very good solution.
Stop using Laptop and Start Notebook. :D
 
Posted on 12-19-04 2:49 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Guys don't be paranoid. The study only suggests that it is possible. It doesn't mean that it is certain. If it is true that will be the best contraception mankind have ever invented. That study doesn't hold any ground. It seems like someone is trying to get the stipend money for the study. And most importantly, how many people actually use laptop on his/her laps? Study said that it is only possible if you use laptop on your lap. I don't think most people do that. That's why they prefer the term Notebook instead of laptop. So, guys chill. It?s nothing more than geek?s rumor just like ?Elvis is alive?. Some people really believe that.
 
Posted on 12-19-04 6:48 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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For folks who don't wanna use a condom while having sex, here's what you do.. put a laptop close to your nuts before having sex...But be careful if your partner is STD infected. I don't think the firewall and the virus protection in the laptop will help prevent that......
 


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