This happened near Delhi, and even though it sounds like something out of the X Files or from Alfred Hitchcock.

This guy drives from Delhi to Greater Noida and decides to take the new expressway as he wants to see the scenery. The inevitable happens and when he reaches the ghats his car breaks down and he's stranded miles from nowhere. Having no choice he starts walking on the side of the road, hoping to get a lift to the nearest human habitation. It's dark and raining and pretty soon he's wet and shivering.

The night rolls on and no car goes by, the monsoon rains are so strong he can hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly he sees a car coming towards him. It slows and then stops next to him. Without thinking the guy opens the car's door and jumps in. Seated in the back, he leans forward to thank the person who had saved him when he realizes there is nobody behind the wheel !!! Even though there's no one in the front seat and no sound of any engine, the car starts moving slowly.The guy looks at the road ahead and sees a curve coming. Scared almost to death he starts to pray, begging the Lord for his life.

He hasn't come out of shock, when just before he hits the curve, a hand appears through the window and moves the wheel! The car makes the curve safely and continues on the road to the next bend. The guy, now paralyzed in terror, watches how the hand appears every time they are before acurve and moves the steering wheel just enough to get the car around each bend. Finally, the guy sees lights ahead. Gathering his courage he wrenches open the door of the silent, slowly moving car, scrambles out and runs as hard as he can towards the lights. It's a small town. Wet and in shock goes to a roadside dhabba, which is open, and asks for a drink.

They find some hooch and give him a shot. And he starts telling whoever is in the dhabba about the horrible experience he's just been through. A silence envelops everybody when they realize the guy isn't drunk, and is really frightened - he's crying and shaking. So they give him more hooch and talk about what they should do, whether to call the police or find a priest, or what.

But just then two guys walk into the dhabba. One says to the other "Look, brother that's the guy who got in our car when we were pushing it."

LOL!!!
Nice One...

Jake was dying. His wife, Becky, was maintaining a candle light vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face. Her praying roused him from his slumber. He looked up and his pale lips began to move slightly. "Becky my darling," he whispered. "Hush my love," she said. "Rest, don't talk." He was insistent. "Becky," he said in his tired voice, "I have something that I must confess. "There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Becky, "everything's all right, go to sleep." "No, no. I must die in peace, Becky. I ... I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend and your mother!" "I know, my sweet one" whispered Becky, "that's why I poisoned you."

A housewife takes a lover during the day while her husband is at work. Not aware that her 9 year old son hides in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly one day, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now has company...

Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "You sure? My dad's outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$250."
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In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together...

Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
Man: "How much?"
Boy: "$750."
Man: "Fine."
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A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, son. Let's go outside and toss the baseball."
The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
The son says, "$1,000."
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. Those things are nowhere near as much as you charged. You need to be taken to church so you can confess such a sin."

They go to church and the father alerts the priest. The little boy sits in the confession booth and closes the door...

Boy: "Dark in here." Priest: "Don't start that shit again

Saddam Hussain visits God and asks him:
Saddam Hussain:"God when shall I see the defeat of George Bush?"
God replies:" Son, you will not see it in your lifetime."Hearing this, Saddam Hussain starts crying and goes away.
Gen Parvez Musharaf visits God and asks him:
Musharaf: "God when shall I see the capture of Kashmir by Pakistan?"
God replies: "Son, you will not see it in your lifetime." Hearing this, Musharaf starts crying and goes away.
GPK and MAKUNE visits God and asks him:
GPK and MAKUNE:"God when would we see NEPAL becoming a prosperous and happy country?"Hearing this, God starts crying.
GPK and MAKUNE are astounded and asked "God, why are you crying ?"
God replies: "Son, I will not see it in my lifetime

Lol swaati, nice one. I loved it.

swaati is brilliant.she has posted some of the master piece in sajha.com
well done swaati,keep up!
it seems she has knowledge abt delhi.r u related to delhi in any case?
just out of curiosity.
bikash kc

pardon me, but i remember reading Tinkle comics (Uncle Pai anyone?) when i was a little kid and there was an exact version of the "ghost car" story in one of the issues. i guess its a very old story because i'm not young anymore :(