To: All Nepalese residing in USA

Announcement for the GRAND PARTY to celebrate your time in USA


Time: 7 o'clock (meaning you need to show up by 10 pm only)
Venue: Indian Restaurant (where you get to talk to the waiter waitresses in the language you prefer most and hate most, hindi)
Ticket Price: $30 (That gives us profit margin of about 20% only, but don't worry there is a cash bar)

Programme Detail:

7 pm: DJs should start fixing their gadgets. Setting up of the stage.

8 pm: Organizers to show up at this time

9 pm: Nepalese to accumulate and since there are nobody inside, just hang around outside of the restaurant whether you smoke or not. Some baasi snacks will be served.

9:30 pm: Cultural show scheduled to start at 8 pm will commence now. Enjoy your own Madhu dai's daughter's dance, Kavita bhauju ko geet and Churamani dai ko Kavita

10:00 pm: Live Band. Open Cash Bar

11:00 pm: High light of the show: Numerous fight between the drunks and tetotallers.
No need to call the cops, just kick the fighter out, only to see him after 10 minutes, challenging everybody inside.

12:00 pm: DJ Dance. Hindi+Nepali+English. Time for family men to leave and singles to mingle.

1:00 am: Dance continuation even though there are barely anybody in the dance floor.

2:00 am: Final fights, mil-jul and home sending. You can enjoy some songs by jadyahas along the way to your car.

Enjoy this Typical South Asian (not just nepalese) party, coming to your neighbourhood soon.

LOL! hahah hasayoo!

thats usually the case. hahahha hahahahha malai ta tyo fight ko kura le po hasayo.

LOL! good one.

:)

I think it should be called "Announcement for the Grand Party to celebrate Bhanu Jayanti . Coming weekend, I am drinking to celebrate Bhanu Jayanti, too. :)

Whooo Hooo I can't wait.....

DWI:::::::::::
you missed some more activities...
from begning to end ,,,, kids jump around and play a game like Lukamai........ cuz they can hide easly.
-- once people get into the hall, people start going to bathroom frequently to do make up, and make sure that their lipsteak and the dresses they wear are Ok.
9:15 pm --- People start receiving cell phone call and start dailing whomever coz they want to let someone know that they enjoy of the party.
-9:45PM: people start talking each other about job: how much you get per/hr, how much is your net saving then start conveting into Rs.. And, talking each other, I can't stay late, I have to go to work at 6 or 7 AM.
10:15PM program start, People from Nepali embassy and purana Kalakar haru sit infront of hall. All boke keta haru standing at back, mostly roaming around the BAR, 3 or 4 guy drinking same beer, starting to push each other, they talk a lots about girls, and start fighting. They break each and every glass or bottle. Some of them would be carried to the bathroom cuz they do vomit in hall, party done ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, kalas............. Kaya moja bhayo hijo. People who drunk and didn't know any thing said, wow great party!, Maile Jad dherai nakhayako bhaya theyo keti pattauthe...bujhis................

girls put on lip"steak"???kun kun flavor auchha lip"steak"???oh nooo i only wear lipgloss...ehehehe

Gallant
True that, on 9:15 pm and 10:15 program descriptions u put. If u don't know what to do, just dial a number and talk to somebody. 10:15 program also represent the typical South Asian "Partys", doesn't it?

Yo kura mailey bujhina...

==>10:15PM program start, People from Nepali embassy and purana Kalakar haru sit infront of hall.

I can understand "purana kalakar" getting the respect due to their contribution to our Nepali society and being sat at the front.

But why do people from Nepali embassy get the front row seats? I know I am generalising here, but most of those losers are exactly that, losers. They don't do their work. Even if they do, they do bare minimum taking forever. I know one particular long time clerk in the embassy, let's call him Mr. T, who has given me such a hard time whenever I had to have some official work done, not once, not twice, but three times. And I was not asking anything extraordinary to be done, but his excuse was always the same, bholi aaunus... just like back in Nepal. And boy, they need to clean up the embassy. It wreaks and dust is everywhere. C'mon, for many foreigners that would be the first glimpse of Nepal when they come for visa. Don't we want them to have good first impression? Somebody was tolling me the toilet there is worse that toilets in the sarkari office buildings in Nepal. Oooohhhh boy!

I know above posting was mostly in jest, but I hope it is not even remotely true, particularly the statement I have mulled over.