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Posted on 02-23-05 1:58 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Humor



1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your

house faster than an ambulance.


2. Only in America......are there handicap parking

places in front of a skating rink.


3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick

walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.


4. Only in America......do people order double

cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.


5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors

open and then chain the pens to the counters.


6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth

thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.


7. Only in America......do we use answering

machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.


8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in

packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. (THIS ONE ALWAYS BUGGED ME!)


9. Only in America......do we use the word

'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.


10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM

machines with Braille lettering.

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Why is the word "abbreviated" so long?




 
Posted on 02-23-05 3:15 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Nice one buddy.
 
Posted on 02-23-05 6:26 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Only in Nepal?are women considered untouchable during their menstruation.
Only in Nepal?can a father be legally forced to give his son his property.
Only in Nepal?do people put their head on other people?s feet for blessings.

For others Click below:
Onlyin America


PartII

 
Posted on 02-23-05 7:05 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Funny, maybe, but not entirely true...

umor



1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your

house faster than an ambulance.

NOT TRUE. DEPENDS ON CIRCUMSTANCES, BUT AMBULANCE USUALLY ARRIVES WITHIN 4 MINUTES AFTER 911 CALL. PIZZA TAKES AT LEAST 30 MINUTES.


2. Only in America......are there handicap parking

places in front of a skating rink.

WELL, PHYSICALLY CHALLENGED PEOPLE CAN WATCH. THEY NECESSARILY DON'T HAVE TO SKATE.

3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick

walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

MARKETING PLOY OF DRUGSTORES

4. Only in America......do people order double

cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

SOME PEOPLE JUST LOVES DIET FLAVOR.

5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors

open and then chain the pens to the counters.

IT'S HARD TO ROB A BANK, BUT EASY TO WALK OUT WITH A PEN IN THE POCKET.

6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth

thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

NOT ALL DO THAT

7. Only in America......do we use answering

machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

SOME PEOPLE HAVE ANSWERING MACHINES TO RECEIVE CALLS WHILE THEY ARE OUT. SERIOUSLY!

8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in

packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. (THIS ONE ALWAYS BUGGED ME!)

YOU GOT ME ON THIS ONE.

9. Only in America......do we use the word

'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

WORD "POLITICS" HAS NO AFFILIATIONS WHATSOEVER WITH LATIN WORD "POLY" NOR WITH ENGLISH WORD "TICK" (SPELLED CORRECTLY)

10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM

machines with Braille lettering.

NO DISCRIMINATION LAW




---- IN HUMOROUS DEFENSE OF AMERICA----
 
Posted on 02-23-05 9:49 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Question: Why correct JOKES in capital letters?
 
Posted on 02-23-05 10:35 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Oh, I did not mean to denote that I am yelling by writing in all caps. I wrote in capital letters merely to differentiate my writing from the original poster's writing.

Anyway, I would not call it correcting the joke. I did it in jest.
 
Posted on 02-24-05 6:30 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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its aite chatmandude.... abmulance in 4 min after dialing 911 could be a rule... but now always.. depends on what neighborhood you are living.... like if you are really really in black neiborhood... then do not expect them to arrive within 4 min....
had read some stories about it in the newpapers... and been to such places couple of times... so that at least i believe that fact.

 
Posted on 02-24-05 10:45 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Only in Canada
Gas prices are highere than that in the United States despite the fact Canada is net exporter of gas to the United States.

Only in Canada
Downloading pirated music is legal (at least until now).

Only in Canada
A political party solely on advocating legal marijuana use runs in elections just like any other political parties.

Only in Canada
A province in Canada fighting to seperate from the rest of Canada uses the money from Canadian taxpayer to seperate from that very country.

Only in Canada
police personnal is treated no differently than any other civil servant.

Only in Canada
Per capita gun ownership is higher than that in the United States but yet gun related crime takes not more than 150 lives a year in all of Canada.

Only in Canada
Goverment pays for your health insurance so that you dont have to fix your grand-ma's leg in the basement when she falls down the stairs in your home instead of sending her to a hospital.

Only in Canada
You can freely date a Muslim girl even if you are not a Muslim guy.

Only in Canada
When you have a legal case against the government, you get paid to by the government first (to find an appropriate lawyer) and you fight the same government in the court.

 
Posted on 02-24-05 11:54 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Only in America... nepali ppl think/want/die to go to nepal.

Only in Nepal...nepali ppl think/want/die to go to america.

*goes/implies to majority of nepali ppl*

chatmandude...could u plz proff read mine too...!!!

pease ;)ut
 
Posted on 02-24-05 12:25 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Lemme add some more to this
Only in AMERICA, u can sue McDonalds
when u spill coffee on ur lap.

Only in AMERICA, u can sue Ford
when ur brake fails.

Only in AMERICA, u can call cops
if ur parents scold u.


Believe me these are crazy people living here. These people blame others for, their own mistakes.

Only in AMERICA, u find crazy people
WHO THINK THEY ARE THINKING BUT THEY ARE NOT.

surprising !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 


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