On Falgun-7, I could not establish contact with my folks back home . Later, I knew that the lines were cut off due to some auspicious day. Thanks to Wi-Fi technology, even the democracy goes wireless in our country. Let us enjoy this latest version of Wi-Fi democracy. My friend Narey who was totally against this royal coup told me, "hin jaam Nepal Naara lawuna". I was like ..Wouh! that is Fu**ing patriotic but I asked him,
"Do you have returning visa ?" He said.," Nyaahhh! it is the only problem dude.." Then, I showed him some open field infront of White-house. Latthi pani nabhachiney sarpa pani mareny.

Totally irrelevant...Ajkaal bya ko season aairecha pheri. Prince Charles is getting married with Camilla. Good news for Harry's Ganja partners. A Paparazzi overheard some lad saying,''Ye Hyaarri! ek sarko lya ta hya ...ma pheri tunlai bawu ko bya dekhai dimla". Like always , Girija putri has again surrendered herself to indian custody. But this time, she took a flexious way by hiking through the terrain mountain range. Sabbai chamra raichhan lasta. She wants to get the Koirala family back into democracy business. "Lawuna! mero bawulai woota bikh khwayera Soordas banawuna laisakey", she has been calling Maydays eversince. Bikh ko satyanaash!!!!!!..I do not give damn about all these political fuss anyway. I have my own problem which is to fix my status here in USA. Status pani thotro gaadi tune up garya jasto belabela tune up garirahanu parcha malai. Life time saving goes to maintain this crazy little thing called STATUS ( god I hate that song ). My fellow co-worker enjoys the pinneacolada in Hawai while I pay 10 times his vaccation money to expedite my application to become a part of legal alien so that atleast my driver license does not say, 'Valid until duration of status'. Hamra neta bhanawuda haru dakkhin tira gayera mazza lay paan chapawundai Hindi ma bhasan garna huni ..tyo pani koolfi malai khandai..mailey chai yati ni bhanna nahuni!!!!!!. .. I am fu***ng tired of all these sh*t...Auppan life may ek baar settle honay ko mangta.

Jira, settle hone ko mangta? kiske sath? marichkumari ke sath? Marich nahi milengi to hingkumari ko lana.

सेटल होने को मागता सुनेसी जिराजीको प्राचिन मास्टरपिस याद आयो...

आउ प्रिय, हग्न बसौं
कोदो बारीमा, हिमाल हेरेर

Jira ji... things are settling down in Kathmandu (nowadays it represents all of Nepal kyaa...re. Upatyaka bahira King G has no control..kya re). As my mom called to say... "aan, aan sabai thik cha! hoina sabai thik cha ke.... soorta garnoo pardaina hai!" in her haste to silence any questions on the phone. Phone lines have laaamo kaans and laaaamoer haath kya re.

Funny stuffs...he he he

PQ # 1,

lawuna..kaha chhan ta ti hingkumari haru? jhatta lyaamna paryo yata tira..khusukkka

Nepe Sir,

Sir ko gazal ko abiral barsha nachhutose..aru bhanya tyastai ho.

Sitara!

yuastai cha ke garney..Nepal ko haal........upaya ??

Ardent ji, Dard bhi fun bhi yahi ho.......samaya prasati cha awuu mero haat ma. Thank you

Jira, Settle Honay Ko Mangta...Bindaaas chha ni.
Keep going.

settle hone ko mangta, paisa hone ko mangta, lamo kapal, nepali bhawana and no natak bhako gf hone ko mangta above all..more of jira dai's classic pieces sajha mein dekhne ko mangta :)

thoroughly enjoyed it!

Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin

ehehhehehe..

think about chakki pissing and pissing and pissing