Sardar: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did'nt u Xchnged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower berth..


A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge
Loss.
Do u know what the business was?
. . . . . . . . . . He opened a Saloon in
Punjab!.


A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a
women gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.


Sardar had twins; he named them Tin Martin.
Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.
Again twins & named Max & Climax.
Again the same. disgusted Sardar named them TIRED&RETIRED!


A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a
funeral
function, suddenly all relatives beat him why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"


Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into
future
tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".


Srdr gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree,
sits
on the branch
regularly. A man asks why he does this. Srdr:"I've been
promoted as
branch manager."


Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open
mouth................. WHY?
because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be
light"



SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF - I
SARDAR,SHE

SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY....


One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his
college.
U knw Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is
leaking...



Sardarji is filling up a job application. He promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc. Then came the column SALARY EXPECTED. After much thought he writes: Yes.

Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie? Because below 18 was not allowed.

Sardarji goes to see The Jurassic Park.
When the Dinosaurs start approaching he cowers in his seat.
His friend asks him,"Kyun Sardarji, kya baat hai?
Dar kyun lag raha hai? Cinema hi to hai."
Sardarji replies, "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai,pata hai ki cinema hai,
lekin woh to janwar hai, usko kya pata."

Sardar Garbhajan singh went for his usual morning walk. At one junction he found a crowd. One man holding a syringe on one hand and the famous actress on the other hand. He threatens to inject the liquid which contain AIDS virus in to her body unless he is given a ransom of 10 corers of Rupees . Police men are helplessly watching. At this moment Garbachen rushed to the man and has a fight, he dropped the syringe, Police men arrested him. On the next day a ceremony is conducted to reward Garbachen. The chief guest CM of punjab while giving away the reward asked to the Garbachen " We are proud of you How did you show that much of courage even if you are aware of AIDS ?" Garbachen said "Sir I always wear a condom to avoid AIDS"

ONE FINE DAY A GIRL PROPOSED TO A SARDAR AND SARDAR DENIED
SIMPLY SAYING THAT IN OUR FAMILY,
WE MARRY ONLY OUR RELATIVES..
MY MOM MARRIED MY DAD,
MY BROTHER MARRIED MY BHABHI ,
MY UNCLE MARRIED MY AUNT AND SO ON.
SO PLEASE EXCUSE ME !!!!!

Sardarjee to Sunita: "I want to marry you"
Sunita: "But I am one year elder to you."
Sardarjee: "No Problem, then I will marry you next year."

Why does sardarji brings binocular in his own marriage?
To see his far reletavies.


How Does a Sardar Cheat the Railways?? He buys the ticket but doesn't travel !!!!!!!!

One day a Sardarji talking with his friend....... Sardarji: We have to learn Telugu within 6 months or we will not be able to communicate with my child. Friend: Is it! Why? Sardarji: We

hers a slightly risque one

sardar in the indian army comes home to his village to get married. hes walking along when he sees this person bathing naked in a waterfall from the back. seeing the long tresses, he falls in love and asks for marriage. turns out, the person in the waterfall is anoter guy sardaar, but for some reason (remember, this is a joke), agrees to be the bride. the sardar is all happy.
the nuptials are performed, but before they can spend the frist night, a missive arrives calling our hero to the front, war with pakistan has broken out. being a good soldier, he leaves immediately.
so the mother of the groom says to her oldest daughter 'beti sona, we cant leave your bhabi alone. go sleep with her'. so sona goes to sleep with her 'bhabi' and the randy sardaar nails her all night long
so the next night, when the budhiya asks sona to go sleep with the bhabi, she says no, but dosent
so the mom tells her second daughter mona to go to her bhabi. the sardaar gets into her too.
so the next day, when mona refuses to go sleep with the bhabi, the old woman sends her youngest, 6-year old pinky. the sardaar bangs her too
so the next time, pinky refuses, the old woman decides to find out why, and goes sleeps with her new bahu herself, and finds out first hand what the deal is

so a week later, our protagonist, who is happily killing pakistanins, get a letter in the mail

beta balwinder
sona bhi lut gai
mona bhi lut gai
pinky ka phat gaya gaand
mei saath baras ki buddhu ko na choda
bahu ka nikal gaya laand.
beta jaldi ghar aaja

goode jokes mate...........sardar ji lai nadekhaunu...............marla ni pheri..........

A Sardarji was hanging from a tree branch and singing songs. After some time, he hanged himself upside down and start singing again. Another Sardarji, who was watching all these, asked the first one " Are Pra, aap ulta latak ke kyon ghana garahe ho?"
First Sardarji, " Pagal, meinu side B di ghana gariya hu."

FUNNIEST JOKE I HAVE HEARD IN RECENT TIMES

A drunk Sardar gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.

The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the sardar is screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring the customers!"

"I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my testicles."

With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says..."You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"