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Posted on 03-08-05 9:48 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Very Important ................ Read the following

A jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at Microsoft. The
HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test.
"You are employed."

He said."Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application
to fill in, as well as date when you may start."

The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email."
I'm sorry", said the HR manager,"If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job."

The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only
$10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate.
He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round.In less than two
hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the Operation three times, and returned home with $60. The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late Thus, his money doubled or tripled every day. Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.

5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US.He
started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life
insurance.

He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan. When the
conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email. The man
replied, "I don't have an email". The broker answered curiously, "You
don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?!!"

The man thought for a while and replied, " Yes, I'd be an office boy at
Microsoft!"

Moral of the story:

M1 - Internet is not the solution to your life.
M2 - If you don't have internet, and work hard, you can be a
millionaire.
M3 - If you are currently reading this, you are closer to being an
office boy, than a millionaire..........

Have a great day !!!

Pls Note: - Do not forward or reply this to me back , I'm closing all my
email addresses & going to sell tomatoes!!!

Smiling after reading is not mandatory !!!!
 
Posted on 03-08-05 11:40 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Ha ha ha!! Made me smile
 
Posted on 03-09-05 3:08 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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U sure are funny ard bro...and hope u don't read this..hehe ki kaso...
baru tmi mero ghar aagadi ni aaunchhau ki.."tamataar tamataar...ye taaja taaja tamatar,aajai aihaaleko" bhandai...ma pani ek kilo kindi hallchu bro...tmro business lai support....
hehehehehehehehe
In jest ( Indisguise estyle)
Nirman...{^_^}...
 
Posted on 03-09-05 4:53 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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He he he ...thanx Nirman for being my client...ya sure i will come to your place selling tamattar....but would take time...he he ...i am very far away from u for the moment!!!
 
Posted on 03-09-05 8:52 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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DEAREST ARDENT,

HAHAHAA..you've caught me right....Inertnet bug........

ITS FREEZING OUTSIDE -15 WINCHILL..I'M SURE YOUR TOMATOES DON'T REQUIRE A COOLER EITHER..SO GOODLUCK..

..ANYWAYS BY FRIDAY..I NEED ABOUT 1 2 CRATES..IF YOU DON'T MIND..I'M THROWING A VIRGIN MARY PARTY AND BY SUNDAY IT'LL BE A BLOODY MARY PARTY....
AND I PROBABLY NEED SOME MORE FOR SATURDAY TOO..A..SALSA PARTY...

REST OF NEXT WEEK I'LL PROBABLY BE SICK SO I NEED SOME MORE TOMATOES FOR TOMATO SOUP...IF I'M NOT I'LL BE DIGGING INTO SPAGETTI AND PIZZA....

LIFE WITHOUT TOMATOES..I CAN'T IMAGINE

HERE'S YOUR WINDOW TO AN TOMATOPPORTUNITY.....

so BETTER ""KETCHUP" FAST!!!!HURRY!!!




 
Posted on 03-09-05 9:01 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Ohh...my second client Hushpuppy ...thank you very much...it seems my business would prosper soon and i would be a millionaire ..he he he
 


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