Are you a guy or a girl? There is something called "love doll" if you're really interested. The product I would really encourage you to buy is Realdoll love doll(Tm). Those dolls look very real. They're made of a special material that almost feels like human flesh. Indeed, after practicing with a mannikin, you're very ready for the real deal. A divorcee is softer than a love doll, trust me on that. So it's a cinch. Benefits of a realdoll love doll:
1. Doesn't bitch, whine, croak and moan like a woman does
2. You can try any positions you want and your doll won't complain.
3. Treat her like a 'hoe and slap her around. Do her in her gut. Do her in her mouth. She ain't complaining.
4. Don't need to buy no flowers. Valentine's day? Bah, who cares, your lovedoll just don't give a rip about stupid holidays.
Downside:
1. More expensive than a woman. However, keep in mind that in the long haul women are probably more expensive. One word to describe why this is the case. Gifts.
2. Always need vaseline or lube. Else you'll be in real pain my friend.
Now, if you're tight on budget, you can always buy just the torso. The full package costs something in the vicinity of 5k, to ballpark it.
Batteries not included. Shipping and handling paid by the buyer. No guarantees.
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