Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head?
A: All you can eat under a buck.
Q: Why is a blonde like a hardware store?
A: They are both 10? a screw!
Q: What is a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme!
Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing. They've never met.
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
A: Because red means stop.
Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A: Because everybody gets a turn.
Q: Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds?
A: Because at 69 they blow a rod...
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?
A: You don't lend the Porsche out to your friend.