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 Katha Naalapaani ko
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Posted on 03-25-05 6:47 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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It is good Friday today. Call me an idiot but, you know what! I never could get used to these Easter bunnies and eggs. Our bunnies are however celebrating black friday under house confinement while some foreign trained Sadbhavana activists are still trying to impose blockade on Nepal. No news is good news. Musharaff is still hiding Bin-laden,Pope is ailing, MJ is frailing and JLO is fighting to get Beckham for her new music video. She wants to be more popular in Europe. A Latina with no kids... Whatelse do you want ?? common..... you are already a celebrity.

Talking about celebrity, Oprah is ditching her celebrity life for a month by moving into an apartment in an impoverished area of suberb Chicago. She wants to get real-life experience rey. It is like Martha Stewart signing with some TV show to cast her jailcell time. And, she is already coming with MarthaStewart pillow for 4 by 6 room. It is only 39.99. . Explain me how can an inmate afford that kinda shi* working like 35 something cents an hour!! Anyway , you all Niggas out there! Oprah will soon become your next door neighbor..it doesn't mean that her line will be discconnected and do not expect to see her in nearest check cashing place. If my ranking goes high and I can make big dough outta it .. Hell... I can live in a ghetto for years. Bullsit...it is all bullshit.

Another bullshit in DC last weekend. They call it peace-rally. I saw various walks of life including children in stroller, women in cellphone in their hand and the young and elderly enjoying the nice sunny weekend. Budhabudhi..ketaketi...It reminds me of Naalapaani ko Yuddha... another Naalapaani in NY this weekend. Dating back to our old history, I wonder have we ever fought any war with even slight wisdom????. Budho Bhakti Thapa yasssai koodya cha tyo pani Toap ko agadi khukuri liyera. How logical was it for him to think that he could still block the gola/barood with khukuri? Tyasta swaanth nadhaley ko dhalcha ta !!!! ..And we are still proud of that and are still preaching our kids making a crappy rhyme..'Katha Naalapaani ko.....'. No surprise.. Octarloni once said, "Nepali haru moorkha chan ra ta Bir chan".




 
Posted on 03-25-05 7:05 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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I thought Oprah was poor before she became a celebrity. Didn't know barbers made much. Maybe there is a difference between poor and ghetto.

Anyway, enjoyed the satire.
 
Posted on 03-25-05 8:16 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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ए जिरा जी,
के हो बिहान बिहान ब्यगं हान्दिनी?
अब विर हुने पालो प्रचण्ड कमरेड कै हो कि?
 
Posted on 03-25-05 10:00 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Jira, kata ho aajkal broda...jwanko jhol pakaunai byasta ho ki kya ho..

Hancha hamro Jirale hanna payo bhane..malai sabai bhanda ghat lagya chai "Budho Bhakti Thapa yasssai koodya cha tyo pani Toap ko agadi khukuri liyera. How logical was it for him to think that he could still block the gola/barood with khukuri?"

jira le ka bata nikalcha yesto guff pani..Haha..

aajkal sajhama yesto padhna paunda maja aauncha...

Arko maja aaune kura ta sabailai thai cha...Sajhaka Diggaj- diggaj harule Bak- swatantratako prayog gadai gareko Bak- youdha..Nepal ma bak-chal...sajhama bak-youdha...tyo pani Budho Bhakti thapako DeshBhakti bhanda ke kam cha ra...Haina.. :) :)

Yettikolagi bhe ni ajhai aaunchu ma ta sajhama...
 
Posted on 03-25-05 3:08 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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dui teen barsa agadi samma tyo katha nala pani ko bhanne kabita kanthai aauthyo..ma ta tyai ho ki bhan thanya....anyways enjoyed it like always!

most of the fairer sex are crazy about oprah didi.......when i ask them..they say she's inspiration re. What i wonder is, does everyone have to go from poor to rich to become an inspiration. or do only billionaires inspire? regardless, someone told me today that SHE REPRESENTS THE FACTS RE....aba kura k bhane...facts lai ni represent garna parne re.

anyways kura kata pugyo pugyo. huna ta ma dherai kitab haroo paddina, tara i am hooked on to catcher in the rye and i know now why it was such a big hit then in the 50's, cause the narrator speaks his mind out like jira dai..n like the narrator jira dai, let me jus say " you kill us all sometimes" ;)..aroo ni jadai garos..
 
Posted on 03-25-05 3:26 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Eibela 4 class ma padhya poem jodne prayas garauna ta. Ma ali kati samjhinchhu. Aru sathi haru pani samjhinus na hai. Alikati, you know what I mean:

Dherai barsha Aghiko
Katha Nalapani ko

Nasuti charai prahara
khubaisita ladera
Balbhadra Kunwara
Nalapani killa ma

chamke chamcham khukuri

khukuri ghume phanana

Bairi garthyo bichara

He he nasakido raichha yar. Samayale Neto kate chha. Kasailai aaucha bhane kripaya ukta purano kabita lekhidinuhola.

 
Posted on 03-25-05 3:53 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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k ho yahan ta jeera marich ani jwano matrai chan
ani pachi sipai pulish pani aauncha ki kya ho

Regarding "Budho Bhakti Thapa yasssai koodya cha tyo pani Toap ko agadi khukuri liyera. How logical was it for him to think that he could still block the gola/barood with khukuri? "
kina ra toap jancha sidha,ani bhakti thapa naagbeli para ma daudya huna sakdaina , tetro toap yeta bata uta pharkaundai gardama u tehin ugyo hola ani katyo hola tauko tesko . Yo pani ta huna sakcha guru !!!

ali ladaun na Dimag !! ;-)

 
Posted on 03-27-05 6:26 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Meera.....tyastai ho kyara celibeti bhanya

Dadagiriji...., bhako kuro gareko ni...khai tyastai tyastai hunchani jaaamni..haina?


Pundit sit,.... aaaphu ta sojho maanchhey ..dher naagbeli jaandina hai....


Oys, .......aba tyai bhanya malai halka chitta nabujhya ni....jatti hakey ni ganthi kuro yinai hoon rey mero bichaar ma :-)

Marich sir, ...... aba honi..rajniti gardina bhanyo...bhoat haalna jaamhbanchaan..jaand khanna bhanyo ek peg dinchhan..auni koolat ma napahsey ko phascha..aba chai sajha chhadchu bhanyo ..yastai yastai kulat lat gardaaaakkal jhukkal aamna mun laagcha

sir..ni aamdai garam hai....aakkaal jhukkal

Thanks everyone

 


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