Hey instead of sending chain - emails why don't we post it here so that they get read by the least number of people you were supposed to send it to.
This one funny. It's titled: Thanks for the emails in 2004 :)
> >Thanks to everyone who sent me such important emails in 2004! It's so
> >great that you included me in your quest to inform!
> >
> >Because of all of you I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out
> >from you that it's good for removing toilet stains.
> >
> >I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected
> >with a disease.
> >
> >I smell awful, but thank goodness I stopped using deodorant because
> >you said it causes cancer.
> >
> >I don't leave my car in any parking lot even though I sometimes have
> >to walk about seven blocks, because you said that someone might drug
> >me with a perfume sample and then try to rob me.
> >
> >I also stopped answering the phone because you said that they will ask
> >me to dial a stupid number and then I get a high phone bill with calls
> >to Uganda, Singapore, Tokyo and maybe the Mars Rover.
> >
> >I stopped eating chicken and hamburgers because you told me they are
> >nothing more than horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers that
> >are bred in a lab so that places like McDonalds can sell their Big
> >Macs.
> >
> >I also stopped drinking anything out of a can - you said that I will
> >get sick from the rat faeces and urine.
> >
> >When I go to parties, I now don't mix with anybody - you said that
> >someone will take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub
> >full of ice.
> >
> >However, the police are also after me at present because you said not
> >to pull over as they could be fake policemen trying to kidnap me.
> >
> >I went bankrupt from bounced cheques that I wrote, in anticipation of
> >the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I
> >participated in their special e-mail program. It's weird, though, that
> >my new free cell phone never arrived, and neither did the passes for
> >my paid vacation to Disneyland. But I am positive that all this is
> >because of the chain I broke or forgot to follow and I got a curse.
> >
> >OOPS - I ALMOST FORGOT, IMPORTANT NOTE: If you don't send this e-mail
> >to at least 10 people in the next ten seconds, a bird will crap on
> >you tonight at 7:00 PM.
> >
> >Here's to a better informed 2005!
>
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