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 Men are honest by default
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Posted on 04-08-05 2:35 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Men are honest by default!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked,"Why are you crying?"

The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.

The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe."Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "Yes."

The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.

Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river.

When he cried out,the Lord again appeared and asked him,"Why are you crying?"

"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"

The Lord went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez.

"Is this your wife?" the Lord asked.

"Yes," cried the woodcutter.

The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"

The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord.. It is a misunderstanding.

You see, if I had said 'no' to Jennifer Lopez, You would have come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones.

Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife.

Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three.

Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to Jennifer Lopez."


The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.


That's our story,and we're sticking to it! - "WE HONORABLE MEN!!!!!"

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Posted on 04-08-05 4:16 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Posted on 04-08-05 5:41 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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LOL AX dai.... huna ta dai le bhanya kura jahiley manna parchha.. Aroo sabai kuraa manchu tara yo kura ali hajam bhayena...

Men are honorable and lie for a good reason re... hahahaahahahahah.. this is the worst joke that I ever heard... or is it a white lie khai thah bhayena.. tara I think that the only reason guys lie is to save their own ass and dun give a shiz to any other people... Doesnt this sound more truthful??!!
 
Posted on 04-08-05 6:11 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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I agree u rythm..MEN ARE NEVER HONORABLE!!!!!!!
 
Posted on 04-08-05 10:04 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Lie for good reason...hahahaha..good one AX
 
Posted on 04-12-05 2:54 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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OMG, this is hilarious, this calls for a major BMLB.

Let's hear more!!!!
 
Posted on 04-12-05 8:20 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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So, why didn't the guy go and save his wife himself? Probably because he expected God to give him a replacement. Maybe the wife should give him the proverbial ax?
 
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To Rythm, Phulmaya and lem148:



IT IS A JOKE FOR 330 million HINDU GODS/GODDESSES' SAKE. what part do u not get ?
 
Posted on 04-13-05 1:11 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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if its only joke then its too funny otherwise......men r honoreble??? NO WAY!!!!
 


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