Check Your IQ, and see how brilliant you are .. here are the questions




Questions:

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?

5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I?

7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?

8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?

9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?

10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?

My answers are randomly-

1.A Dentist 2. A Ring (Particularly A Wedding Ring) 3. Peanuts 6.Nose.....

This is my fullest functioning IQ: you assume where my IQ falls....

Qwest

just 4 only, not even attempting the pass mark..... anyway you are doing good.. not just good but great
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hey once again its friday... so here is one jokes

10 ways why studying is better than sex
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10. You can usually find someone to do it with.

9. If you get tired, you can stop, save your place and pick up where you left off.

8. You can finish early without feelings of guilt or shame.

7. When you open a book, you don't have to worry about who else has opened it.

6. A little coffee and you can do it all night.

5. If you don't finish a chapter you won't gain a reputation as a "book teaser."

4. You can do it, eat and watch T.V. all at the same time.

3. You don't get embarrassed if your parents interrupt you in the middle.

2. You don't have to put your beer down to do it.

1. If you aren't sure what you're doing, you can always ask your roommate for help.

1. Dentist
2. Wedding ring
3. Peanut butter?
4.
5. Elevator
6. (Snotty) nose
7. Newspaper
8. Gloves
9.
10. Soap? Shampoo?

4. Chewing gum
9. Related to balloon