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 Top Jokes From Different Countries!
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Posted on 05-14-05 4:46 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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I wz bored so...here's some of the top jokes in different countries: so depending on which country ur from, (e.g. Danny Boy is from Oz n Eddie is from UK) will tell u wich joke will make u laff hysterically fallin off ur chair...or not....oh sharap Domi.hehe..lame humour i knw.. weeheheee...(",)

Top joke in UK

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ?That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!? The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ?The driver just insulted me!? The man says: ?You go right up there and tell him off ? go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.?

Top joke in USA

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: ?Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.? The man then replies: ?Yeah, well we were married 35 years.?

Top joke in Canada

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C. The Russians used a pencil.

Top joke in Australia

This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: ?Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's WRONG with me, Doctor!??
The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says: ?Well, I can tell you that there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight....?

Top joke in Belgium

Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stamp out fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out burning ducks.

Top joke in Germany

A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say: ?That's not it? and put it down again. This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested. The psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged, and wrote out his discharge from the army. The soldier picked it up, smiled and said: ?That's it.?

Domi
 
Posted on 05-14-05 6:07 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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I see u again, im stalking!
 
Posted on 05-14-05 6:33 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Oi!! ... I get private investigator on u n wipe u out..hehe...or get restrainin order sumhow from San lovi..hehee....laters Reddy deary.... ;oD

Domi
 
Posted on 05-14-05 6:44 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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oi kukurni...posting fever?hehee
anyways brb..just like the good old days..gotta reply to others 1st ke ;o) hehee

and baadar?u the new stalker of sajha and that kukurni ho?hehee..
anywys if u wanna get pointers...from me...do ask ;o)..i might just oblige ;o)...hehee
and well..good luck...u need lots of it...im talkn from experience..:oS hehe ;oP...

ok...back to u kukurni hehe..
so kayho?dyam is that the top joke in australia?is ur source reliable?hehee..i mean...dyam i tot it was guy..not a woman...in that joke...err...dun ask me why i think that way..just..say...i heard smthing from the doctor when i went to visit mine hehee ;oP...by any chance...was that woman in he UK joke ..related to the baadar?wahahahah ;oP hehe...jiskayho hai...

anyways well nice seing u...after a while...came to offer me service to the new stalkers in sajha ke ;o)...seems like a lot sprouting out these days..hehee..and dyam aint suprsting for whom ;o)..hehee

anyways good day...
think will type one more...before well who knows when again hehee..
suspense ....dyam..do u feel it?;oP hehee..



danny
(ps cheers for the joke kukurni..wasnt feeln too good...but the jokes helped hehe...)
 
Posted on 05-14-05 7:18 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Now im 60% sure who she is!
 


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