Guys if you ever ended up in VIctoria's Secret shop with your girlfriend or with your wife, here are 10 things, you never say out LOUD in that store.



#10 Does this come in children's sizes?

#9 No Thanks. Just Sniffing.

#8 I'll be in the dressing room going blind.

#7 Mom will love this.

#6 Do you have this with a Dallas Cowboys Logo on it?

#5 No need to wrap it up, I'll eat it here.

#4 Will you model this for me???

#3 Oh honey, you'll never squeeze your fat ass into that!

#2 45 bucks?? You're just gonna end up NAKED anyway!!

and the number one thing that a man should never, ever say out loud
in Victoria's secret:

#1 The Miracle What??? This is better than world peace!!



Have fun guys

There is a classroom of some small children (5-7yrs), with a genius boy (Bablu) and a smart one (Pappu).The dialogue between the two and the teacher goes

something like this:

Bablu: "Teacher, teacher! Is Bus male or female?

Teacher: Thinking.......

Pappu: "Teacher, teacher! It is female"

Bablu: "Kyon?"

Pappu: "Kyon ki sab log uspe chadte hain."

Teacher is pareshan. While Bablu gets in doubt.

Bablu: "Agar bus female hai aur sab uspe chadte hain to uske bacche kyon nahin hote?"

Teacher is more pareshan.

Pappu: "Kyon ki sab us par peeche se chadte hain."

Teacher is now hiding her face. Bablu gets into another doubt.

Bablu: "Maana sabhi peeche se chadte hain, but driver aur conductor to aagay se chadte hain. Phir bachche kyon nahin hote?"

Teacher is sweating as it is getting too much to handle.

Pappu replies: "Kyon ki woh dono topi pehanke chadte hain."

Teacher faints !!!!!!!


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I love shopping with guys. I think they have a better perspective on how the clothes look good and also shopping is cut short by 2/3 of the time. Less money spent. Sales girls are happy to hang out with the cute dudes while i spend time on changing room. And as far as VS is concerned...its like shpping for tampons..specially for nepali dudes...love to see em blush like 2 yr olds..just to see if they can enter the forbiddon zone..hahahaha...

whenever I went to women's clothing store with my GFs (of past and present) I always give them this "advisory" or "warning" ...

"I'll definately spend 10 minutes with you in the store after the 10 minute time frame is over please meet me in the restuarant next door where I'll be eagerly waithing for you "

Though I have not been in such shops, I like that "eagerly waiting" suggestion.

I like shopping with guys..they give honest opinion..girls just say everything looks good

now this is something.my lord i am gonna die laughing.imagine thunder dead showing her 32 teeths.ehehehehe.

above reply was for bablu and pappu.
about going shopping with guys,very boring thing to do...i wonder how they shop for themselves.

Why is this shopping with guys a big deal ? Hmmm I never had this problem. I think they loved it more than me, I hated to go to filled stores and keep changing the dresses. Look around , chose one, grab it, go and try at home, if not good enough return it back. Simple. And about Victoria's Secret, well give them your size and let them order online done. hehe.

What are your sizes rose - I owe you ur birtyday gift from VC