Bush was with Blair at a press conference in the White House yesterday. This is exactly what he said:
Quote '' NOBODY WANTS TO GIVE MONEY TO A COUNTRY THAT'S CORRUPT, WHERE LEADERS TAKE MONEY AND PUT IT IN THEIR POCKET. NO DEVELOPED NATION IS GOING TO WANT TO SUPPORT A GOVERNMENT THAT DOESN'T TAKE AN INTEREST IN HER PEOPLE, THAT DOESN'T FOCUS ON EDUCATION AND HEALTH CARE. WE'RE REALLY NOT INTERESTED IN SUPPORTING A GOVERNMENT THAT DOESN'T HAVE OPEN ECONOMIES AND OPEN MARKETS. WE EXPECT THERE TO BE A RECIPROCATION.''

Are you serious Mr. President? That sounds quite encouragine to King Gyanendra than. He is so much focussing on anti-corruption drive, education, health care and interests of the people. Dumping corrupt leaders Narahari Acharya, Amik Serchan, Nawaraj Subedi, Lilamani Pokhrel, Ramchandra Poudel and Krishna Pahadi all in jail. Perfect timing to reciprocate, isn't it?

>>Another Bush Joke<<<

Bush's Tragedy

One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited to get to meet the President. He began to talk to them and asked them to define the word ''tragedy.''

"Well," one girl replied, "If my mommy ran over my dog, Rover, that would be a tragedy!"

The President smiled at the little girl and said, "No, sweetie. That would be an accident! Can anyone give it a try?"

A little boy sitting across the room raised his hand and said, "I know! I know! If our bus driver ran off of a cliff and killed everyone!"

The President shook his head and said, "No son. That would be a great loss! Doesn't anyone know of a good example of a tragedy?"

A small girl raised her hand and said, "Well, Mr. President, if you and Laura were in Air Force One and it was hit by a missile and blown to smithereens, most people would think that that was a tragedy!"

"Very good," he said. "And what was your reason for that answer?"

"Well," she said, "It would not be an accident and it sure would not be a great loss!"

>>Another One<<

The President Sucks

President Bush wakes up one morning, looks out of the White House window and sees "The President Sucks" written in the snow in urine. Furious, he calls in the FBI and demands the perpetrators be found. Later that day the FBI agents return.

"Well sir," says the first agent, "the urine has been analyzed and it's the Vice President's". Bush goes purple with rage and shouts, "Is that all?"

"Well no sir," says the agent, "It's the First Lady's handwriting."

The Americans think they are very kind for the poor nations. But it is only 0.16% of their GDP that they spend on foreign aid per year. And much of it goes on adminstration purpose and corruption.

Here is the percentage of their GDP spent by worlds biggest donor countries on foreign aid.

Norway- 0.87
Luxembourg-0.85
Denmark-0.84
Sweden-0.77
Netherlands-0.74
France-0.42
Ireland-0.39
UK-0.36
Germany-0.28
Canada-0.26
Japan-0.19
US-0.16
Italy-0.15

Source: Make Poverty History.

यस्तै ताल्ले Poverty History होला ? America gives 0.16 percent to the rest of the world and rules over it. Cheerleading democracy and freedom but indirectly supporting despots.
Another Joke.

I completely agree with you newuser on this one. And yet America and Americans are the most self-righteous county and people in the world.