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 Which condom would you use....
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Posted on 06-24-05 12:13 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Nike Condoms: Just do it.

Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.

Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.

Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.

Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.

Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.

Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, its that simple.

Ford Condoms: The best never rest.

Chevy Condoms: Like a rock.

Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?

New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey-- you never know.

California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?

Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.

KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.

Coca Cola Condoms: Always a Real Thing.

Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.

Cambells Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good.

The Carl's Jr. Condom: If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face...

General Electric: We bring good things to life!

AT&T condom: 'Reach out and touch someone.'

Bounty: The quicker picker upper.

Microsoft: where do you want to go today ?

Energizer: It keeps going and going and going....

M&M condom: 'It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!'

Chevron: use them? people do.

Taco Bell: get some; make a run for the border

MCI: for friends and family

Double Mint: Double your pleasure, double your fun!

The Sears latex condom: One coat is good for the entire winter

Delta Airlines travel pack: Delta's ready when you are

United Airlines travel pack: Fly United

The Star Trek Condom: To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before

Wendy Condoms: Where's the beef?

Denny's Condoms: $1.99 Grand Slam

Mazda Condom: It Just Feels Right!

Maxwell House: Good to the last drop!

McDonalds condom: Over 99 billion served

Hewlett Packard condoms: Expanding Possibilities

Burger King: Have it your way

Dairy Queen: We treat you right

AOL: So easy to use, no wonder it's #1


 
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Q. What do a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
A. They can both smell it, but can't eat it.

Q. How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
A. They are fun to ride but you don't want your friends to find out.

Q. What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob

Q. How are women and tornadoes alike?
A. They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave

Q. What do Disney World & Viagra have in common?
A. They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride

Q. What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A. They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed

Q. How do you say 69 in Chinese?
A. Twocanchew (two can chew).

Q. What do women and police cars have in common?
A. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming

 
Posted on 06-25-05 7:27 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Q. What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman?
A. Sexual harassment.

Q. What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?
A. $3.99 a minute.

Q. How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
A. One of his fingers is clean.

Q. Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A. So men can be open minded.

Q. What's the difference between sin and shame?
A. It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

Q. What's the speed limit of sex?
A. 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.

Q. What's the ultimate rejection?
A. When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

Q. Why is air a lot like sex?
A. Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

Q. What's the best thing about a blow job?
A. Ten minutes of silence!

Q. What's the bad news about being a test tube baby?
A. You know for sure that your dad is a wanker.

Q. Difference between a man buying a lottery ticket and a man fighting with his wife...
A. A man has a chance at winning at the lottery.

. What's the difference between a bandleader and a gynecologist?
A. A bandleader f*cks his singers and a gynecologist sucks his fingers.


Q. Do you know what the square root of 69 is?
A. Ate something.

Q. What is the difference between "Oooh!" and "Aaah!"?
A. About three inches.



 
Posted on 06-26-05 8:51 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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i heard there are flavored too..strawberry / chocolate vanilaa and all...hehehehehehe..
but i'm watching golf...and ads..

here's some more

gieco condoms : 15 minutes can save you 15 % or more







 
Posted on 06-28-05 7:50 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Q What do women and police cars have in common?
A. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming





here are some more

Pringle Condom: Once you pop, you cant stop

Sikhar Condom: Safaltako Pratik

Maggie Condom: Just 2 minutes

Quizinos Condom: MHH MHH Good







 
Posted on 06-28-05 8:02 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Hatti Chap Condom: Hattiko Ra hattichapko ustai ustai ho Nanu
 
Posted on 07-16-05 5:47 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Verizon Wireless Condoms: We never stop working for you!!!
T-Mobile Condoms: Come get more!!
Sprint Condoms: Everything you expect from a condom and MORE!!
Cingular Condoms: Raising the bar!!
Nextel Condoms: Anytime. Everywhere. Done!!!
 
Posted on 07-18-05 12:04 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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whiz kid....a really good one....hehhe
 
Posted on 09-13-05 4:18 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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