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Posted on 07-14-05 11:35 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Council of Ministers Portfolios
Dr. Tulsi Giri Vice Chairman Land Reform and Water Resources
Kirtinidhi Bista Vice Chairman Physical Planning and Works
Badri Prasad Mandal Minister Agriculture and Co-operatives
Ramesh Nath Pandey Minister Foreign Affairs
Radha Krishna Mainali Minister Education and Sports
Salim Miya Ansari Minister Forest and Soil Conservation
Prakash Koirala Minister Environment, Science and Technology
Krishna Lal Thakali Minister General Administration
Buddhiraj Bajracharya Minister Culture, Tourism and Civil Aviation
Durga Shrestha Minister Women, Children and Social Welfare
Tanka Dhakal Minister Information and Communications
Dan Bahadur Shahi Minister Home
Khadga Bahadur G.C Minister Local Development
Ram Narayan Singh Minister Labour and Transport Management
Madhukar Shumsher Rana Minister Finance
Niranjan Thapa Minister Law and Justice and Parliamentary Affairs
Dr. Rup Jyot Assistant Minister Finance
Yangkila Sherpa Assistant Minister Tourism and Civil Aviation
Binod Kumar Shah Assistant Minister Water Resources
Chhakka Bahadur Lama Assistant Minister Local Development
Golchhe Sharki Assistant Minister Labour and Transport Management
Jagat Gauchan Assistant Minister Physical Planning and Works
Niksha Shumsher Rana Assistant Minister Health and Environment
Senate Shrestha Assistant Minister Education and Sports
 
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Hom Bahadur Shrestha / Dil bahadur Shrestha aka Thule babu / Sane babu were big shots in panchayat. Nepal Amry launched operation something in mustang to clear khampas. He was then the home minister. Without his knowledge the operation succeded and he got some big medal Ati-Dherai-Gukha-Babu from the charan kamal of Dedhe Maharaj Mahendra aka MBB Shaha.

Bachha ma sukeko Joke goes like this:

Thule Babu went to tour India as Home Minister of Nepal. In Airport the Indian home minister waived him and said - TATA.

Birat Nagar ma TATA ko lari sangai HORN PLEASE lekheko dekheko thule babu waived him back and said HORN PLEASE.

And the Indians made fun of him.

Fumigated Thule Babu, so determined to teach English to Indians, named his two sons - Senate Shrestha and Parliament Shrestha.
 
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Uncle kai kura bhai ra raichha, yaha pani Post gari diu hai?

Congratulations to Uncle Ji.

Before few years, sounded so pensive on the political developments of Nepal after four bottles of beer and glances of bare white breasts in Baby Dolls. :)

?Khattam Pare Sala Party Wallah Le Nepal? - Bhanthe.

Feri Mantri Bhayechhan ? Feri Badhai !!!
 
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He lives in DhobiGhat, Lalitpur. I think.
 
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Houston,
Dil Mange More. More snippets on these colorfool characters puhleese.

SENATE AND PARLIAMENT --- wow! kya naamkaran kiya hai.
chori haru ko naaan hai SENATORNI AND PARLIAMENTORNI hola ni.

JAGAT GAUCHAN - naam sunya ho kata kata - notorious manche hun kyare

BADRI PARSAD - aba kum nurse mathi jai lagne ho

PARKaSH KoIRALa - haha! Girija nabhai ke bho Parakash hi sahi. Jata pani ghusike chan yi clever mora koirala haru
 
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Senet and Parliament has brother named.. what else? CABINET. HEHEHHEHE.

Damn you missed it.

And guess what is Parliament's son's name??????????????????


























SANSAD. :D hahahhahahaha:p

Talk about ruling the nation.


I can not speak for others, Cabi is kew/kool/cooll though , and his wife is also a fine lady.


In jest,
IndisGuise:)
 
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It is a very sad news for us, Sajhabasi. No one from this sajha got the position in the cabinet. I was hoping to see the following names in the new counsil of ministers:

१. आशु - मन्त्री, नया बाणिज्य मन्त्रालय ।
२. आईसोलेटेड फ्रिक- सहायक मन्त्री, बिदेश मन्त्रालय ।
३. सरोज, दफ्याक्टनेपाल, क्रिप्टोनाईट- प्रजातन्त्र गालिगजौट र दरबारीया ढोग मन्त्रालय, पालो गरीगरी।
४. लोकमान- सहायक मन्त्री, बिना बिभागिय

साथीहरु, हामी साझाबासी पनि यि माथिका राजाका अन्धोभक्तहरुलाई "जागिर" ख्बाउन आन्दोलनतिर लाग्ने कि?

आशुदाई आन्दोलन तपाईँले नै लिड गर्नको लागि हामी साझाबासीबाट सर्बसम्बत बिन्ति बिसाउँछौँ।

आँशुको जय होस्। साथिहरु, जयजयकार गाउँनुस्.........

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फ्यूचरनेपाल
 
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It's another thing that KG is appointing people...he will use them as much as he needs and then, will be the first one to demantle them later when he needs them no more..he's a BAD suckker..

I'm shocked knowing that they are heading straight into a ditch, these people are supporting him cluelessly...their faimly money and everything is at risk..I hope KG appreciates them ...handsomely..nahin to KG kutttey ki mout mari jayegi..goodluck!!
 
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SENATE, PARLIAMENT, bhanda pani REPUBLIC NAAM BHAE Kya ironic hunthyo.

CABINET - i have heard this name before
 
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I dont know how the people agree to get into the bandwagon of ministers. Dont they see what happened to ministers and prime minister after Oct 2002 takeover.

What is the catch after all ?
 
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Again, what a full of craps in existing and new cabinet. As SUBATHA said before "Wrong Advice". Now this expansion is Blunder. When Pashupatinath bless us all Nepali. Wait and See.
 
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PQ,

Your name here is not less ROMANCHAK than theirs :)
 
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Houston,
why not? HUM KISI SE KAM NAHI. That too a SMELLY one.

anyway, like always its a malecentric cabinet, there is only one female mantrini. If i'll join the list, there will be two females. I'll FAR* on their faces and expedite their death - ma kaasam!
 
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seroiusly are you a female, what is this PAde you namend yourself..hmmm
 
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yes, hush i'm a XX chromosome wali. Naaam me kya hai - naam rakho to koi HATKE SE RAKO, taaki saab log HATKE, GANDHA SE BHAG JAYE.
 
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Oops,

Durga Shrestha: can any one confirm whether she is same
Durga Didi of Bandipur, Tanahu?

She was a dire supporter of Nirdaliya Byawastha in 2036
referendum.... She was the only exposed young female
mandale leader in Tanahu during 2036-2038 time....
She was young energetic and charming ...... All Budha
Panches used to get scared of her ...................
(it was halla at that time that she failed SLC several time
and hardly attended any college....).

All these ministers including Durga Didi, have great
investment to Royal System during their Jawani,
and are now paid back as gift of Ministerial positions...

Remember that hamro Ram Saran MAhat lai mantri
khan pani man lageko Girija ko pressure le khan pani
napayeko bel Chher pate lageko thiyo.... 2002 ma.
Tyasaibela tira Ek jana gulmi ka MP jyu le assistant
mantri le malai pugdaina kinabhan maile jawani ma
i.e. 2046 ma lathi khayeko thiye .... After all, jawani
ko investment chai hamra bahudal badi le pani misuse
gareka hoinan, academic and vision quality bhanda
Lathi ra jail kaslae khayo bhanne certificate 2046 ko
dozen years samma pani continue gari rahe.....
Aaja KGB-BS le pani 2046 agadika investors harulai
sandar le appreciate gare.... yasma kehi achhamma chhaina.

Yasta moola fase-fuse lanthu lyayera mantri banayera desh
chalaune sapane KGB-BS le dekhnu sapana matrai ho.
USSR ko KGB ta gultyang khayo ....democracy ko agadi
ghunda teknu paryo. KGB can succeed only if he can
seal Nepal-India Border. Otherwise, if Bahudal badi
don't support KGB, he is out to leave durbar sooner or later.
Even he changes his ministers with Ashu, Isolated Freaks
........ so on. It is not about the person, it is about the
system, that can guarantee the sustainability of a person
in power. Well, 10 year might possible e.g. 2036 to 2046,
but it lies on Bahudal Badies. Even allare bahudal badi e.g.
Prakash Koirala join KGB's leadership, it won't last long.

Lets not forget that 1900-2007 = 100 yers
2017-2036 = 20 years
2036-2046 = 10 years
2060-2065= 5 years. So, KGB will fail by 2065 Bikram Sambat.

Why such trend? Its because of technological and educational
impact in Nepal. First 100, only a very few people had education.
Now, as scientists say: we are in the age of information, our
life is moving so fast that we are doing things in 1 year that our
grandparents used to do in 10s of years.... Some critics call it
dogs life style, not human... such speeding of work load is
like it happen in Dogs. How?

Dog's average life span is about 8-10 years i.e. 10% of human
being. So, a dog has to do everything a human does (natual stage)
in 80 years. So, today's human is doing things that a human of
old aged did in few hundred years.... Thats how todays time
is measured. So, KGB if occupies the top govt. position for another
5 years, it will be like occupying the length of Rana Sasankal in
previous centuries. ........... The private schools and internet
will be the main reason for fall of KGB's wall in King's way in our Kantipur.

Lets see.
Don't support KGB, he will leave. MAhatma Gandhi did not
support, British has to leave. The political parties in 2038 did not
join under leadership of BP, Panchayat dhalyo in 10years.
Don't support KGB's move.... It will also dhalnechha. Ashu,
IF, Gyawali (... Water expert...).... don't represent people,
and their support won't make much difference ............

I am referring Ashu here, because he once said, KGB's move
did not harm him personally. For me, his move harmed me
even in personal level, because I can not talk freely over
telephone to anyone in Nepal because they are scared of
being taped. That is just an example. Well, Ashu might
come up with some politically twisting statements ..... on
what he said before.

eNeka.
 
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http://www.kantipuronline.com/nepali/kolnews.php?&nid=45728

नयाँ अनुहार
कास

काठमाडौं, असार ३० - सहायकमन्त्री नीक्षशमशेर राणा राष्ट्रिय एकतापरिषद् नामक संस्थाका नामबाट प्रजातन्त्रकालमा 'राजा आऊ देश बचाऊ' भन्दै विभिन्न प्रदर्शन गर्ने एक मुख्य व्यक्ति हुन् ।
त्यसैगरी अर्का सहायकमन्त्री जगत गौचन पञ्चायतकालमा पत्रकार पदम ठकुराठीलाई गोली हानेको अभियोगमा जेल सजाय पूरा गरी निस्केका व्यक्ति हुन् । सहायकमन्त्री सिनेट श्रेष्ठ मल खरिद भ्रष्टाचारको अभियोगमा अख्तियारले दायर गरी हाल सर्वोच्च अदालतमा विचाराधीन मुद्दाका अभियुक्त हुन् ।

तत्कालीन कृषिमन्त्री पद्मसुन्दर लावती र सचिव -हाल गृहमन्त्री) दानबहादुर शाहीसहित स्थानीय मल एजेन्टका रूपमा उनलाई अख्तियारले ६ करोड ७२ लाख रुपैयाँ भ्रष्टाचारको अभियोग लगाएको थियो ।

नेमकिपाका तर्फबाट प्रतिनिधिसभामा निर्वाचित भई एमाले प्रवेश गरेका दैलेखका विनोदकुमार शाह केही वर्षदेखि स्वतन्त्र थिए । त्यसैगरी छक्कबहादुर लामा ०४८ सालको आम निर्वाचनमा संयुक्त जनमोर्चाबाट हुम्लाका निर्वाचित सांसद थिए । राजनीति छाडी उनी जडिबुटी व्यापार गर्दै थिए ।

मन्त्रिपरिषद्का अर्का नयाँ अनुहार गोल्चे सार्की हुन् जसले एमालेका तर्फबाट राष्ट्रिय सभा सदस्यको कार्यकाल पूरा गरी राजाको कदम स्वागत गर्दै पार्टी त्यागेका थिए । त्यसैगरी याङकिला शेर्पा र

डा. रूपज्योति राष्ट्रिय सभाका मनोनीत सदस्य थिए । कानुन सुधारका आयोगका अध्यक्ष रहेका नीरञ्जन थापा पञ्चायतकालीन गृह राज्यमन्त्री हुन् । त्यसैगरी सलिममिया अन्सारीले एमाले त्यागिसकेका थिए भने प्रकाश कोइरालालाई राजाको कदमको स्वागत गरेपछि कांग्रेसले हटाएको थियो ।
 
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My fellow supporters,

Thank you for your good but WRONG wishes.

But let me explain something about myself.

Those who know me know that I remain a very competitive person and I believe in
EARNING my credentials by putting in solid hard work.

There are NO short-cuts in life, and I don't mind losing a game in a fair-and-square
way.

Translation?

If I ever do become a minister in Nepal in real life (an unlikely scenario for I am neither
a Congressi, nor a UML nor too a Royalist nor too a Maoist!), rest assured that my aim would be to FIRST get elected by the common people as their representative.

Achievements that are just handed to one mean NOTHING.
Public achievements that are earned through people's trust (as evidenced by their votes) are something I, like most sensible people, hunger for.

oohi
ashu
 
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Looks like we are back in the panchayat days. Why this expansion now? Is resolving Maoists problem still KG's priority?

Probably the last question sounds almost naive because I am not sure if KG ever had real intention to resolving the problem but you want to give a man a benefit of doubt until proven otherwise. But when he adds a known murderer to his cabinet, as in Jagat Gauchan, you seriously have to question his sense of judgement.
 
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Ashu: "I am .... not ..... too a Royalist"

Ashu, person of your credential will not require "TOO"
over there. You might get a short cut even without that
"TOO".

As far as I guess, "TOO" is essential for Jagat Gauchan,
who when required will dare to kill any freedom fighters.
KGB-BS will need the moderate people like you, with your
"HARVARD". I am sure they will find 1000s of people of
your capability, all of them will be without "HARVARD".
Like BRB being Baord First all the time was more important
to Maoists then what he writes. All of them are in publicity
biz too. You know what? One day when I was sitting on
a cyber cafe in Nepal, and I was opening my hotmail
account .... a girl beside me, peeped through my account.
She was asked me suddenly, "Wow, you know Ashu?",
why did you get email from Ashu? the harvard guy? ...
Wow, I was Hero at that time not because who the hell
I am in real world, but, I had an email From: Ashu .....
Ashu is already a household name in Nepal.... believe it.

Next part, Ashu thinks about getting elected in open
election in Nepal. Ashu, Nepal is not America, Japan,
or any other European countries, where people will
look at you what you have done to the people in
general! They will look at which party you belong to?
You won't be elected just because you are current
Ashu, as long as you don't lie or behave like Ram
Saran Mahat: Girija ko Chamcha giri, without getting
permission from Girija he did not attend .... SapathGrahan
at Durbar ... but remained at his home claiming that
he had Chherpate.... So, to be elected by people, you
need the "TOO". Either be too like Nani Maiya Dahal,
or tooooo like Golche Sarki or TOOOOOO like Jagat
Gauchan, but not tooooooooooo like current Ashu who
defends public interest, not his own interest......

So, Ashu to be elected you are right that you should
have a few star of "TOO" ..... not in education, but
in "cunning ness" to the bosses and not to public.

Good Luck.
eNeka.
 
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eNeka wrote:

"One day when I was sitting on
a cyber cafe in Nepal, and I was opening my hotmail
account .... a girl beside me, peeped through my account.
She was asked me suddenly, "Wow, you know Ashu?",
why did you get email from Ashu? the harvard guy? ...
Wow, I was Hero at that time not because who the hell
I am in real world, but, I had an email From: Ashu .....
Ashu is already a household name in Nepal.... believe it."


eNeka, I have no idea who you are, but your story is very entertaining.

That said, my GROWING INTUITION is that the present generations of Nepalis (age up to 40) are living through or going to live through somewhat similar kind of political/social upheavels that the Afghans have lived since 1972 in and out of Afghanistan.

While theirs is ending, ours appears to be beginning -- making us all just that: exiles everywhere.

oohi
ashu
 



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