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 A Kingly Advice To King(Mayor) Gaynendar
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Posted on 07-18-05 8:55 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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One night, KG was awakened by King Prithivi Narayan's ghost. KG saw him and asked, "Bada Maharaj, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?"

"Unify the hills of Darjeeling and Sikkim into one Nepal. Take back what is ours" advised King Prithivi and gave his famour one figure unification signature...

The next night, the ghost of King Mahendra moved through the dark bedroom.

"Maharaj, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" KG asked.

"F*** the policital parties, screw the people, only we know what works best. Democracy and freedom is overrated. It is against our national interest" advised King Mahendra.

KG didn't sleep well the next night, and saw yet another figure moving in the shadows. It was King Birendra's ghost.

"Dai Maharaj, what is the best thing I could do for the country?" KG asked.

"Organize a family get together at the palace. Make sure you son(CP) has access to plenty of drugs, gun and bullets. Most importantly, make sure you are there this time." replied King Birendra.

 
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PRITHVI NARAYAN SHAH'S TIME...
The Statue says.... EK PAISAA KHAAU, CHOOOT CHHA....

 
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TRIBHUVAN'S STATUE SAYS....PAANCH PAISAAA KHAU, CHOOT CHHA

 
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MAHENDRA'S STATUE SAYS.... DUS PAISA KHAAU, CHOOT CHHA.
BIRENDRA'S PALAA....JATI SAKEY KHAU, CHOOOT CHHA.

THAT WAS PANCHAYAT ERA..... I HATE PANCHAYAT TIME BECAUSE MOST NEPALESE WERE TRAINED TO BECOME GHUSHYAAA, DAAKAAA.
 
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CORRECTION : IN THE PRECEEDING POST, MOST NEPALESE MEANS POLITICIANS, GOVT. EMPLOYEES, ROYALS THE MOST.
 
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PRITHVI NARAYAN SHAH'S PICTURE...

 
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After getting kicked out of the Republic of Nepal, Gaynendra finally gets an approval for asylum in North Korea. There Kim Jong-Il suggests that Gaynendra start to work as a mode in his state run modeling enterprise (Kim Jong-Il has fantasies about Gaynendra).

Gaynendra Agrees.

For one of his poses, he enters the herd of buffaloes and resting his elbow on the back of the cattle he poses for a photograph. Next day the photo appears on the front page of a newspaper.

GUESS THE CAPTION !!
"Gaynendra, third from left!"

 
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Q. Gaynendra and his son Paras go on a boat ride. The boat capsizes, who gets saved?
A. Nepal

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Q. What are the two worst things about King Gaynendra?
A. His face.
 
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Dhedain ko furti...

 
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The above picture shows how dheydains are showing their aashirbaads from bullshit Gyanendra.
 
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Thanks buddu for these great pics....that speak a thousand words on our ground reality.

keep posting such pics.


hulak bro.


 
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http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20050718/lf_nm/nepal_politics_dc_1

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It's Go-Go in Kathmandu, but Nepal frozen in crisis

By Terry FrielMon Jul 18, 8:31 AM ET

It's an hour before midnight and Kathmandu's Go Go Bar, a portrait of the Dalai Lama by the entrance, is packed with the boisterous sons of Nepal's new middle class stuffing cash into the dancers' panties.

Kathmandu is humming, its young people spending big on drugs, disco and drink. Sometimes, within sight of King Gyanendra's palace, as in the Go Go Bar, where the dancers wear everything from full traditional dress to skimpy shorts and bra.

But while the capital parties, Nepal is paralyzed by a political crisis and an increasingly bloody Maoist rebellion aiming to oust Gyanendra, who seized power in February, ended 15 years of democracy, arrested politicians and censored the media.

"Nobody knows what will happen -- a kind of terror still exists," says human rights campaigner Krishna Pahadi, freed this month after 143 days imprisoned in a room in a police camp.

"There is a climate of fear. The rule of law is totally demolished."

The military presence on the streets of Kathmandu is less overt than it was six months ago, except for occasional foot patrols and armored cars.

But political activists say 25,000 plain-clothes security men are on the streets, eavesdropping on anyone who stops too long.

Gyanendra said he was forced to take over because the politicians were incapable of quelling the Maoists' "People's War," which has killed at least 12,500 people since 1996.

But five months on he is no closer to a deal with the guerrillas or with the seven mainstream political parties. Both the army and the Maoists concede they cannot win on the battlefield.

COMPROMISE OR TURMOIL?

"If there was a military solution, then the army would have done it by now or the Maoists would have taken over Kathmandu," says S.D. Muni, a South Asia expert at New Delhi's Jawaharlal Nehru University.

The political parties are slowly forming a united front and appear to be moving closer to the Maoists, who have appealed to the parties to talk with them to increase pressure on the king.

The Maoists and the parties now agree there should be an election for a constituent assembly to draft a new constitution and review the role of the monarchy.

"The two (parties and rebels) coming together would build up pressure on the king," says Muni. "Either he makes compromises, or if he does not, then I think Nepal will see a lot of turmoil in coming years."

But analysts expect no real breakthrough for at least three to four months, when the parties can organize protests after the monsoon and crop-sowing season.

The political parties have so far failed to rally popular support against the king, despite his increasing unpopularity.

"The parties have to first understand what the people want," says Nara Hari Acharya, a senior member of the leading Nepali Congress party who was imprisoned for five months. "The parties still have the same old leaders who have failed us in the past."

Even before the Feb. 1 royal coup, the Hindu kingdom, one of the world's poorest nations, had seen remarkable political instability, with 14 prime ministers in under 15 years.

In fact, for hundreds of years, it has seen bizarre power plays, murder, exile and takeovers between royalty and the upper caste Brahmins and Chettriyas who dominate the still largely feudal country.

Parliament has been dissolved since 2002, when Nepal was supposed to prepare for elections. Gyanendra sacked the then-prime minister, Sher Bahadur Deuba, for failing to hold them.

The palace says Gyanendra is popular and adored, but many Nepalis are suspicious of the way he came to power, after his brother, King Birendra, and several other members of the royal family were gunned down by the then-crown prince in 2001.

"His actions have definitely made him unpopular," says Acharya. "But he was always unpopular, particularly after the royal massacre. People don't have confidence in him. It is not easy to protect and save the monarchy in Nepal now."

Said one teen-age girl, careful not to be overheard: "We don't like monarchy. We want democracy. We will get it."

Acharya, a 52-year-old former minister touted as a possible leader among the next generation of politicians, suggests the constitution be changed to allow periodic votes on whether the monarchy should continue.

Analysts say support for a republic is growing.

During festivities marking Gyanendra's 59th birthday last week a visiting priest from India's holy Hindu city of Ayodhya, 63-year-old Swamy Sudarsanacharya, blessed the man revered as an incarnation of the Hindu god of protection, Vishnu, so that he could bring peace to his nation of 26 million.

"There must be peace so that everyone in Nepal will be happy and prosperous," he said, waiting in line to see the king.
 
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Yes, we all will have good times, once KG and his coterie will leave the country suruakka, without any bloodshed. See the pictures, what a stupid king!
 
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Reporters Without Borders

THE INTERNET UNDER SURVEILLANCE
21 July 2005
NEPAL

Royal Army launches offensive in cyberspace

Reporters Without Borders expressed concern at an escalation in violations of freedom of expression on the Internet by the Nepalese army, under the control of King Gyanendra since 1st February 2005.
Websites have been blocked, bloggers threatened, discussion forums closed and emails increasingly put under surveillance.

?Direct and indirect censorship imposed by King Gyanendra in February 2005 has made freedom of expression on the Internet all the more crucial. But the army and the government have extended their crackdown into Nepal?s cyberspace,? the worldwide press freedom organisation said. ?We call for the end to blocking of websites and the authorities?
constant harassment of service providers?.

Some 300,000 people use the Internet in Nepal and more than a dozen news sites set up by Nepal?s civil society or by the Nepalese community abroad have been blocked by service providers. The most recent, www.samudaya.org and www.insn.org, were made inaccessible, on 30 June
2005, by a majority of Nepal?s 16 providers, an error message appearing each time the URL is typed in for one of these sites.

A military spokesman confirmed that these sites had been blocked at a press conference in Kathmandu but said they had been accused of working for the ?terrorists?.

A journalist on the daily Kantipur said however that the military authorities were angry that samudaya.org used familiar vocabulary to refer to the king and the highest government authorities. For their part, those who run samudaya.org deny that they support the Maoists.
?If the ministry believes that we have supported the Maoists, we request the ministry to point out where, when and how?, the website?s directors said in a statement.

Insn.org was apparently targeted for posting Maoist releases, but its presenters also deny favouring the rebels. ?We post releases from the Maoists just as we post the king?s speeches and even an army video,?said one of the presenters.

?We have never been warned by the army or service providers. There is no legal basis for the ban against us, since there is no specific law on the Internet,? one of the journalists from insn.org added.

Around a dozen of the 23 news sites that have been blocked are linked to the Communist Party of Nepal (Maoist), including http://www.cpnm.org and http://krishnasenonline.org, and which put out appeals for armed violence posted by ?journalist combatants?.

Following the February coup, the authorities ordered the closure of a very popular discussion forum on the site Nepalnews.com. In the following weeks, the presenters of a blog United We Blog were summoned by a military officer and reminded about their responsibilities for the contents of the blog. One of the presenters confirmed to Reporters
Without Borders that the army Directorate of Public Relations (DPR), headed by General Depak Gurung, was taking more and more interest in activities on the Internet. Further, the DPR fait regularly puts pressure on journalists to influence their coverage of the conflict and
to control content on sites dealing with Nepal by ensuring they put out armed forces communiqu?s.

A technician at one of the kingdom?s major service providers, Mercantile, confirmed to Reporters Without Borders that the authorities were threatening to withdraw licences of service providers unless they
obeyed the blocking orders. He also confirmed that teams from the royal army and the Nepal Telecomunications Authority (NTA) recently visited service providers? offices to check the servers.

Other local sources told the organisation that the authorities had already forced some providers to install software to filter email. For this reason, in May, Mercantile stopped handling customers? emails for
more than 48 hours for technical reasons. Since then some customers realised that emails dealing with Maoists were no longer arriving. Mercantile has not confirmed that he filters have been installed.

 


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