SO HERES SOMETHING THAT I WANTED TO BRING TO EVERYONES NOTICE.... PLEASE STOP YOUR STUPID FORWARDS WARNING ME THAT IF I DONT FORWARD THE CHAIN LETTER SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN....YES NOT SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN... TO YOU IF U SEND ME THOSE F**KING CHAIN LETTERS TO ME AGAIN....IF U FWD HILARIOUS STUFF..THATS OK...BUT THE IRRITATING CHAIN LETTERS NO ONE CAN BEAR....SO STOP IT!!!WHOEVER IS STARTING THE STUPID SHIT..I HAVE FORWARDED THIS MAIL TO ALL IN MY CONTACT LIST AND I DONT EXPECT TO GET THIS BACK..IF U DO HAVE COMMENTS YOU CAN REPLY THO...AND OH SPREADING THIS MESSAGE IS A GOOD IDEA...IT TOOK ME AROUND 2 HOURDS TO COMPOSE THIS MAIL AND IF YOU DONT HEED MY WARNING THEN HERES A CURSE TO YOU::~~~~::~~::~~"May your armpits be infested by the fleas of a thousand camels"
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* Make a wish!!!
* No, really, go on and make one!!!
* Oh please, they'll never go out with you!!!
* Wish something else!!!
* Not that, you pervert!!
* Is your finger getting tired yet?
* STOP!!!!
* Wasn't that fun? :)
Hope you made a great wish:)
Now, to make you feel guilty, here's what I'll do. First of all, if you don't send this to 5096 people in the next 5 seconds, you will be raped by a mad goat and thrown off a high building into a pile of manure. It's true!
Because, THIS letter isn't like all of those fake ones, THIS one is TRUE!!
Really!!! Here's how it goes:
Send this to 1 person: One person will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
Send this to 2-5 people: 2-5 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
Send this to 5-10 people: 5-10 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter, and may form a plot on your life.
Send this to 10-20 people: 10-20 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter and will napalm your house.
Thanks!!!! Good Luck!!!
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Hello, and thank you for reading this letter. You see, there is a starving little boy in Baklaliviatatlaglooshen who has no arms, no legs, no parents, and no goats. This little boy's life could be saved, because for every time you pass this on, a dollar will be donated to the Little Starving Legless Armless Goatless Boy from Baklaliviatatlaglooshen Fund. Oh, and remember, we have absolutley no way of counting the emails sent and this is all a complete load of bullshit.
So go on, reach out.
Send this to 5 people in the next 47 seconds. Oh, and a reminder - if you accidentally send this to 4 or 6 people, you will die instantly.
Thanks again!!
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Hi there!! This chain letter has been in existence since 1897. This is absolutely incredible because there was no email then and probably not as many sad pricks with nothing better to do. So this is how it works: Pass this on to 15,067 people in the next 7 minutes or something horrible will happen to you like:
Bizarre Horror Story #1
Miranda Pinsley was walking home from school on Saturday. She had recently recieved this letter and ignored it. She then tripped in a crack in the sidewalk, fell into the sewer, was gushed down a drainpipe in a flood of poopie, and went flying out over a waterfall. Not only did she smell nasty, she died.
This Could Happen To You!!!
Remember, you could end up just like Pinsley. Just send this letter to all of your loser friends, and everything will be okay.
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THIS IS NO JOKE TAKE FOR REAL OR GET YOUR BALLS BUSTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!