What a dazzling news! Nepal telecom company now requires to have some kind of character certificate handy before they can issue you the prepaid mobile service. I hardly believe the authenticity of this news but if it turns out to be true, it will be a text message to the public.." Ghoos khaka jati lay landline use garnu". I hope it is just a hoax coz I am more worried about our nagarbadhus. Guph ladamna na ek haat yasso.. I got an accidental junk mail from one of their union member, "Dai! sajha ma awuna mildaina haamley ni, photo ta jhinchyaak dekchhu ni aajkaal?". .You know what! my answer would be as simple as our domestic democracy.."Nope! we hate profanity in public forum, do not culminate the holy palestra of our beloved NRN political warriors,join 'Sexy usergroup' instead...timiharulai bhanera raakhdya ta ho ni!!!..taasnu ni photo sajha ko prajatantrik bhitto ma ..nepal ma banda gari haley ta!!!

Let us talk about some truth now. "Sex has been crazy good after the pregnency", Britney entertains ET reporter. Sex was crazy good that is how she got pregnent and it is still the same way before and after. This is called double jeopardy, may be the triple or even quadruple jepoardy for celebrities who get to pose their protruding belly and make millions. Our other wanna be celebrity 'Miss runaway Bride" is now mowing grass in front of federal building. ..bya garni belama bhagyowu buhari..aba ghaans kata khurkera. Jokes aside, she is still hoping for some optimistic investors to make a hit reality show out of her real ordeal.

Discovery has barely returned home safely and they are already selling the ticket to the moon. 'Udeshya ke linu, ticket kini chhunu chandra eka' bhanya yai hola. It is only about 100 million dollar. Oraganizers are looking for billionaires as their potential travellers and I am already seeing our corrupt leaders burping loud in the cocktail party..Shyaaal we? Shyaal we???

oralo lagecha raat bhur ma

यो मयाँले कसला कटाइच, कसला कटाइच
आउला भुन्दा मसला पटाइच

जीरा मरिच ...

जीरा मरिच मलाई पर्नु पीर कोल्लाई परिच

(-याउँ, -याउँ, -याउँ, -याउँ)

एउटा जापानी मित्रले मलाई मुक्तक सुनाऽका थे।

सानो च्या द्यान दिएरु सुनिना बुनी, साकिहारुच्या। द्यान दिएरा सुन्नुस् हाइ ता।
मेरो मुकुताकुको सिरुसाकु हो गाइने किरा।

"गाइने किरा" रे?
-याईँ -याईँ सारगीं रेतेको
माइले काइले पानि देकेको च्याइना!

-नोजु

Ur hmr kills Jira..........Keep Rocking
Nirman