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 How do you know if you're in love, lust, or marriage?
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Posted on 10-01-05 11:26 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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hope u'll enjoy it.
How do you know if you're in love, lust, or marriage?

LOVE - when your eyes meet across a crowded room.
LUST - when your tongues meet across a crowded room.
MARRIAGE - when your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't care.

LOVE - when intercourse is called making love.
LUST - all other times.
MARRIAGE - what's intercourse?

LOVE - when you argue over how many children to have.
LUST - when you argue over who gets the wet spot.
MARRIAGE - when you argue over money.

LOVE - when you share everything you own.
LUST - when you think twice about giving your partner bus money.
MARRIAGE - when the bank owns everything.

LOVE- when it doesn't matter if you don't climax.
LUST - when the relationship is over, if you don't climax.
MARRIAGE - what's a climax?

LOVE - when you phone each other just to say "Gidday".
LUST - when you phone each other just to arrange sex.
MARRIAGE - when you phone each other to find out what time your son's game starts.

LOVE - when you write poems about your partner.
LUST - when all you write is your phone number.
MARRIAGE - when all you write are checks.

LOVE - when you show concern for your partners' feelings.
LUST - when you couldn't give a shit.
MARRIAGE - when your only concern is what's on TV.

LOVE - when your farewell is "I love you darling ..."
LUST - when your farewell is "So, same time next week?"
MARRIAGE - when your farewell is silent.

LOVE - when you are proud to be seen in public with your partner.
LUST - when you only ever see each other in the bedroom.
MARRIAGE - when you never see each other awake.

LOVE - when your heart flutters everytime you see them.
LUST - when your groin twitches everytime you see them.
MARRIAGE- when your wallet empties everytime you see them.

LOVE - when nobody else matters.
LUST - when nobody else knows.
MARRIAGE - when everybody else matters and you don't care who knows.

LOVE - when all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.
LUST - when it's just the same mushy old shit.
MARRIAGE - when you never listen to music.

LOVE - when breaking up is something you try not to think about.
LUST - when staying together is something you try not to think about.
MARRIAGE - when just getting through today is your only thought.

LOVE - when you're interested in everything your partner does.
LUST - when you're only interested in one thing.
MARRIAGE - when you're not interested in what your partner does and the one thing you're interested in is your golf
 
Posted on 10-02-05 2:40 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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hehe! good one, mysterious. So..THATS the difference between love, lust and marriage :D
 
Posted on 10-02-05 1:12 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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yep i guess....
 
Posted on 10-02-05 7:01 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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nice

I can't speak for all but falling in love makes you behave so ridicuslously stupid that you'd wanna hate yourself most of the time..after all the theory of floating on a pink sky is true
 
Posted on 10-02-05 7:29 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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when i'm in love, i have a big smile on my face, i sigh (mentally) incessantly, i think that everything about my lover is perfect, and that i am in complete harmony with the universe and vice versa.. it's a wonderful feeling. alas, such good things are not meant to last...
 
Posted on 10-02-05 7:39 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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for now, i'll just settle for some bitter dark chocolate. sweet and bitter. can't always have only good things in life. you need some bitterness to balance things out a bit.
 
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Posted on 10-03-05 9:25 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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when the day seems night (that you are counting stars in the sky) and the night seems day, you are in love. :P
 
Posted on 10-03-05 9:47 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Lol...looks like I have never been in yove...:D
 
Posted on 10-03-05 10:03 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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;) when you laugh without, somebody KAU-KUTI lagaing you, you are in love:P
 
Posted on 10-03-05 10:15 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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when you laugh without, somebody KAU-KUTI lagaing you, you are in love:P
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Hmmm now I am always in love LOL...too complicated im out.... :D
 
Posted on 10-03-05 10:16 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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I love you- I love you bhaneko sune hai maile, kata kata:D...........



Aay KAAN ma ghanti po bajekho raicha, kasto irony:P, kaan ko doctor kaha gayera aahi halnu parla....
 
Posted on 10-03-05 12:21 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Mr. Nepalipoontejyu......you better get your ear check up before people start telling you....Nepalipoonte has fallen in love..:D:D:D.....Says "strangeness" is the sign of falling in love......When you are in love you act weird..:D:D:D...

 
Posted on 10-03-05 7:44 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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looks like there r lotsa "PREM PUJARI" in sajha...... count me in too hai hehehe...

love is so weird how can we love a person who is a totally stranger like koie yesto anjan manchey afno family, afno life sabai bhanda pyaro huncha.... u dont feel like eating ,sleeping and u juss wanna be alone and listen to thoes love songs lolzzzzzzzzzzzz i still remmeber thoes days... it was magical... its hard to get a right person in life but i guess i got lucky it wasnt hard at all... sometimes 1 shot is enought to hit the target bhancha ni hehe like that... love is crazy and i m crazy bout it.. lol neways guys hope u all find ur mr and mrs right... good luck ya all.,....
peaceeeeeeeeeeeee out;)
 


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