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Posted on 10-05-05 3:03 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Ones i asked to sardarjee, " Sardarjee, are you a virgin?"
sardarjee: Oh jee what are you speaking jee, even my father was a virgin!"
 
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ur reply r most welcome
 
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Here are some sardar ji jokes Enjoy.....


1- Sardar ji is buying a TV
"Do you have color TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."

2- Sardar Ji calls Air India.
"How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the rep.
Thank you." says the Sardar ji and hangs up.

3- Sardar ji is filling up a job application
He promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc.
Then came the column SALARY EXPECTED
After much thought he writes: Yes

4- Sardarji goes into a store and sees a shiny object.
He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?"
The clerk replies, "That is a Thermos flask."
The Sardar asks, "What does it do?"
The clerk responds, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The Sardar says, "I'll take it!"
The next day, he walks into work with his new Thermos.
His Sardar boss sees him and asks, "What is that shiny object with you?"
He said, "It's a Thermos flask."
The boss asks, "What does it do?"
He replies, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?"
The Sardar replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."

5- Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.
Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints
like "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai."

6- What does Sardarji do after taking photocopies?
He compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.

7- What does Sardarji do when he has one white sheet and wants an extra
sheet?
He makes a photocopy of the white sheet.

8- There was a meeting of all the Surd freedom fighters.
They were planning for a free Punjab. Santa Singh raised a point,
"Oh...we'll take Punjab from India but how would we develop it?"
That was a tough one indeed. Banta Singh had a brainwave...
"No problem! We'll attack Amrika, it would take over us and then
we would become a State of USA and develop automatically."
All the surds became happy with this very simple solution but an old surd
was not. Someone asked him why he wasn't happy.
The old surd replied, "THAT'S ALL VERY WELL...WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE
WE TOOK OVER AMRIKA???"

9- Sardarji went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.
"I would like to buy this small TV," he told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied.
He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and returned
to tell the salesman
"I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," Salesman replied.
"Damn, he recognised me," he thought.
He went for a complete disguise this time, haircut, new hair colour,
new outfit, big sunglasses, waited a few days, saw the salesman again.
"I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied.
Frustrated, he exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a Sardar?"
"Because that's a microwave," he replied.

10- Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.

11- How do you measure Sardarji's intelligence?
Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear

12- Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one. He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims "71st and *again* barefoot!"

13- What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

14- What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you? Run like crazy....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.

15- How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday? Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

16- What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears? Trying to hold on to a thought.

17- Why do Sardars work seven days a week? So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.

18- Why can't Sardars make ice cubes? They always forget the recipe.

19- How did the Sardar try to kill the bird? He threw it off a cliff.

20- What do you call 10 Sardars standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel.

21- What do you see when you look into a Sardar's eyes? The back of his head.

22- What do you call a Sardar who drinks only beer? Just-beer Singh ('T' silent!).

23- What do you call a Sardar who has only one drink? Just-one Singh.

24- Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms? They think their picture is being taken.

25- Why does Sardar have "TGIF" written on their shoes? Toes Go In First.

26- How can you tell when Sardar sends you a fax? It has a stamp on it.

27- Why can't Sardar dial 911? They can not find the eleven on the phone

28- How do you get Sardar on the roof? Tell him the drinks are on the house.

29- "Oh, look at the dead bird." Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where?

30- What do smart Sardar and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them but you never see them.

31- Why does it take longer to build a Sardar snowman as opposed to a regular one? You have to hollow out the head.

32- The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometres a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem.
"What's the problem?" asked the doctor.
"I'm 2400 kms from home."
 
Posted on 01-28-06 8:34 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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What Neplease People do?
They all work for SardarJi Gas station, Motel and think they are smarter than SardarJi
 
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All sardarji are not foolish. One was very smart and so he was kept in a museum.
 
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hahahaha...."kept in a museum"
 
Posted on 07-10-07 9:17 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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One Sardar drank a glass of "Banana Shake", came out of the store and told his frend sardars...." Maine Aaj Kele Ka Mango Shake Piya"
 
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whatsupD,
its only joke yaar and a joke can be made for anyone.

here is the example of Bahun's joke:

Ram Prasad (Museum Administrator): That's a 500 year old statue u've broken.
Banta Singh: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one

Oohi ritthe,
 
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