Aisi apni Wife ho..................
5'8" jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehara jiska bright ho,
Weight mein thodi light Ho,
Umar me difference slight ho,
Thodi see wo quiet ho,
Aise apni Wife ho....
Sadak per sab kahe kya cute ho,
Bhid me sab kahe side ho, side ho..
Terai ki paidaish ho,
Saans ki seva jiski khwahish ho
Aisi apni Wife ho...
Dinner candle light ho,
Dono me na kabhi fight ho,
Milane ke baad dil delight ho,
Hey prabhu teri archana uski life ho.
Yeh kavita padke sab kahe "Guru, tum right ho",
Aise apni Wife ho...
Kaash yeh concept 0.0001 percent bhi right ho
Agar aisi apni wife hoto kya hasin life ho
Har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho
kudrat ki bhi aajmaish ho
Khudah ke software mein bhi bug ki na gunjaish ho
Aye kaash, kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho
aisi apni wife ho, aisi apni wife ho....

wah wah wah wah wah wah!!!!!!!!!!!
true bro
aisi hi apni wife ho!!!!!11

ke bhancha :o|....

mero wife jay bhi ho...ho toh..(dyam me hindi sucks so let me write in english ..yap that sucks too!!but sheesh..let me type!!free will!!!!;oP hehe)

as i was sayng...

Me wife..hopefully will be just like who she really is ;o)..watever she is ;o)..

dyam think now i have a queue forming at me me place :o| i better go home and check the queue forming re kya ;oP hehe..DUH!!!:o|
*tells himself*
Stop dreaming!!!ur feeble attempt to get urself a wife didnt work!:@ start to learn to act more!!:@ lie garchas bhaney alik ramari lie garta!!!ok enuf of self galli ;oP hehe...at least i tried re kya ;oP hehe...

dyam come to think of it..watever she is re?:o| dyam now im scared :o| hehe...duh!!if i have a wife...well good for me re kya ;o)...if not?still good for me re kya ;oP...so if u have a wife..enjoy ;o)..if u dun have a wife...still enjoy ;o)...

me wil share more if i could...for now got nothing hehe...seriously!!believe me ppl!!!!;oP hehe guys where do they teach u how to cook nepali classes?i think i need to go learn...before im too old(which aint far :oS ;oP hehe)to learn...malai nepali khanna chayo!:@:@:@:@...:o( hehe..

good day :oD..

Ha.. ha .. haaHowreh-est ever! Jiski wife waisi ho.. usko bhi hona chahiyeh na? Kuch kuch waisa hee?

Now back to English,,,, my hindi sucks too .:D I mean , its like , i feel i am able to speak the language but when i try its like im tripping and not very able to pick meself up and tend to mix alot of my already poor vocab of Nepali. "sheesh" like someone goes.:P

Gone with the wind,,,,

Wives have three faces like Lord Brahma does.

Bihe garnu aghi surya mukhi,
Bihe garda chandra mukhi
Bihe gare pachi JWALAMUKHI

:) muhahaha

time traveller bro!!say it straight!!
ke wife sife bhaneyko!!..u tryn to say its the KETIS!! hoina????...
and before anyone ketis says anything..im just clearnin it up with time bro hai..i aint sayn anything here!!just clearing up!!!!!!!heheehe

before biye garda kaha wife bhancha?;oP..unless thats the nick u call her by ;o)...ani bihe garda ..is she still a wife yet?hehe...i thot lawfully...'rightfully' wife is after bihe ??hehe ...why am i 'hehe'ing for?:o| dyam me these habits!!:@:@:@ hehe..there i go again :o| sheesh!!!!:@ (dyam where did i pick up this from :o| i know i did got it from soemone..who bloody passed it to me!!!!own up!!!!!!!others are blaming me!!!cos of u!!whoever u be!!!arghhhhhhh!!!:@ hehe..)

ok basically dunno wat im typing(as tho i know wat im typing during other times hehe)

if u have a wife...or goin to have a wife soon..good luck :oD..oops i mean good for u ;oP hehe...i better go before i let dunno wat wat things out :o| hehe

good day :oD..

Aisi Apni Wife ho????.
jiski height right ho
kamar jiski tight ho
Chehra jiska bright ho
Weight mein kuch light Ho
Umer mein difference slight ho
Thori see wo quiet ho
night me wo bright ho
din me kya aankh na jhipke aise sight ho
Aise apni wife ho????
koi nahin bo nepali ho
Saasu ki sewa uski aapni choice ho
Beauty mein wo twice ho
amaa baba ki favourite ho
Aisi apni wife ho????
Padosi jab baat kare tu
Aabaz uskay jaise knife ho
Dinner me candle light ho
Delecious har ek bite ho
Dono mein na kabhi fight ho
Milne k baad dil delight ho?
Ankhain uski jaisay twilight ho!
Aise apni wife ho????
Honton ko dekh ker lagay jaisay diet coke ho
Jab saari pehn k niklay tu kya sight ho
Aisa lagay jaisay ur rahai kite ho
Kabhi na hamari fight ho
Make-up thora light ho
Basant mein jaisay ur rahi koi kite ho!
Yeh kabita padhke sab kahain "SHIV! tum right ho"
Aise apni Wife ho????

(Ps: got this from a friend, presented with modifications)

Aisi Apni Wife ho.........
jiski height right ho
kamar jiski tight ho
Chehra jiska bright ho
Weight mein kuch light Ho
Umer mein difference slight ho
Thori see wo quiet ho
night me wo bright ho
din me kya sight ho
Aise apni wife ho.........
koi nahin bo nepali ho
Saas ki sewa jiski khwahish ho
Beauty mein wo twice ho
amaa baba ki choice ho
Aisi apni wife ho.........
Padosi jab baat kare tu
Aabaz me uskay jaise knife ho
Dinner me candle light ho
Delecious har ek bite ho
Dono mein na kabhi fight ho
Milne k baad dil delight ho
Ankhain uski jaisay twilight ho!
Aise apni wife ho.........
Honton ko dekh ker lagay jaisay diet coke ho
Jab saari pehn k niklay tu kya sight ho
Aisa lagay jaisay ur rahai kite ho
Kabhi na hamari fight ho
Make-up thora light ho
Basant mein jaisay ur rahi koi kite ho!
Yeh kabita padhke sab kahain "SHIV! tum right ho"
Aise apni wife h.........

(Ps: got this from a friend, presented for your enjoyment with modifications)
(pardon the typos..)

:D

I want to go back to 1955, can anyone invent time machine?
;-)

oh my freakin god

awestruck@housekeeping guide!

Nepalipoonte, in short , an efficient, doormat of a person... the search begins..:P

Gone with the wind....

Anymore from you guys.......

What ?

Don't even bother what you guys wrote ! Just give me wife like this woman.

apni biwi yesi ho
jisi ki aakhe bengali ho
jisi ke raang irani ho
jisi ke chaal beeli ke tara ho
jisi ke voice susmita ke tara ho
jisi ke innocence bhumika ke tara ho
jisi ke pyaar laiya ke tara ho
jis ke height rani ke tara ho
jis ke smile colgate ke tara ho
jis ke chaahat mira ke saaman ho
jis ke dedication sati sabitri ke tara ho
jis ke chest pamela ke tara ho
jis ke kaamar urmila ke tara ho
jis ke leg shilpa shetty ke tara ho
jis ke mind margert thacher ke tara ho
wo jo kohi bhi ho, magar mere maa ko beti saaman ho

Is there any girl like this???????????????????????????