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 Lute died....
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Posted on 11-10-05 9:41 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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I just got the news with a picture to prove it.

 
Posted on 11-10-05 9:43 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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ch..ch...ch... poor soul!!! MAy his soul rest in eternal peace with lots of fat food so lute's soul won't be lute anymore!!!!

Good bless his soul!!!
 
Posted on 11-10-05 9:46 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Bicharo Lute Marecha Hai....:(
"Aayo Tappa Tipyo miti Pugyo,Tarera Tardaina Tyo".Mera Hajurbaa le tyahi bhanthe...
Miti pugyo jasto cha...
oohi,
Lute ko Bhut
 
Posted on 11-10-05 10:31 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Slim ko bhut jhan chweet jastai cha....:D
 
Posted on 11-10-05 10:34 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Bichara papad nai bhyechha lu jaa!!!...:D
Bhoot banera tmro luti lai tarsaunu la aabo...:P
hehe...Hamlai natarsaunu ni pheri...hehe
:)
 
Posted on 11-10-05 10:37 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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hahaha
lute ko bhoot le bhukera sutna dine vayena aba
yeso earplug kinihalum aba
:)
 
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Lute jee ko aatma le shanti pawos!

Still laughing hai from reading Kalanki's hillarious post! This room is full of laughing gas today - I for one seem to have taken in quite heavily! :))

Here's to our good ol Lute! Cheers.
 
Posted on 11-10-05 11:57 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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No wonder LUTE wanted to call himself a dog and not a man before he died:

Spots are an attractive feature on a dog.
A dog is better protection from intruders.
Dogs enjoy ball games. But they don't spend six hours on the phone trying o get tickets for France 98.
Dogs greet each other by sniffing bottoms. Men are far less polite.
Puppy love doesn't wear off so quickly with a dog.
You can be prosecuted for neglecting a dog.
Dogs can find their way back home - even after a really heavy night out.
Dogs can be trained not to lie on the bed. Men always lie in bed.
A dog can moult without becoming obsessed about premature baldness.
Dogs can be taught the meaning of the word "NO!"
A dog is far less irritation to have in the back seat of a car...
...and will be less likely to show its rear end to the people in the vehicle behind for a laugh.
Elizabeth Hurley has a faithful dog whom she loves dearly.
If a dog says sausages, that's clever. If a man says sausages, that's just greedy.
Dogs will wait patiently outside clothes shops...
...and not criticize your purchases afterwards.
A dog will fetch the morning paper for you.
A dog will trot faithfully round at your heel.
Dogs don't break wind in public and blame it on the man.
In the canine world, boxers are quite intelligent.
If a dog gets ill, it won't take eighteen Panadols in order to avoid having to go to the vet.
You can also ask the vet to perform the snip, even if the dog objects.
Small, ginger-haired dogs can be quite appealing. As for men? Two words. Robin Cook.
You can find a nice dog by advertising on a card in a shop window, or in the classified section of the local paper.
A woman can live with more than one dog, without rumours starting.
When dogs beg, it's cute. When men beg it's pathetic.
Dogs sometimes dig the garden.
A dog can go out fox-hunting without being incredibly stuck up and pompous.
Dogs don't necessarily prefer blondes.
Dogs won't get embarrassed if you call them by a pet name when their friends are around.
Dogs travel more cheaply on the bus.
Dogs whine less.
Some dogs can be quite talented at singing.
Men lost the World Cup. A dog found it.
Dogs are less reliant on tinned food...
...but after a few cans, a dog will still be able to stand up.
And there are some things even a dog won't eat - like the remains of a three-day-old King Prawn vindaloo that they found on the floor behind the sofa.
You can leave a dog alone in your house without worrying so much about what it'll break.
A dog gets a new coat every winter.
Dogs are not so careless about leaving puddles on the bathroom floor.
A dog is less likely to leave a filthy, stinking mess for you to clear up.
For a dog, a wet nose is a sign of GOOD health.
Men are even less useful for testing cosmetics on.
Dogs don't wolf-whistle.
There are still thousands of totally undomesticated dogs in Australia; but far more undomesticated men.
Your dog will never refer to you as 'a bitch'.
In disaster films, the dog is always far more likely to have a miraculous escape.
Dogs do not waste money betting on the dogs.
You can stop dogs getting too randy by throwing a bucket or water over them.
All the best clips on 'You've Been Framed' are the ones with dogs in.
If a dog starts worrying sheep, that's just its natural predatory instinct.
If a MAN starts worrying sheep, however...
A 'King Charles' is much more likely to be a big, floppy-eared dog than a big floppy-eared man.
You can also call a dog schitzu without offending it.
"Working like a dog" is strenuous. Working like a man is, er - not.
You can fondle your dog in the park without being arrested.
A dog will encourage you to lose weight by taking more exercise. A man will just remark on how big your bum looks.
Dogs do not attack other dogs for being a different colour.
Having a dog around the place can actually ease stress.
You'd feel guilty about turning a dog out on the street.
A dog can take a barrel of brandy to a lost mountaineer without drinking ANY.
There aren't so many good reasons to keep a dog muzzled in public.
You can buy a dog's affection with a squeaky toy.
A dog will be eager to walk, rather than getting a taxi.
Most dogs are really good with children.
Dogs have a highly-developed sense of smell. Men, on the other hand, can quite happily wear the same pair of pants for a fortnight.
A dog is more useful for tracking down criminals.
Who did YOU miss most from Blue Peter - John Noakes or Shep?
A dog might actually take a bath of its own accord.
There's more chance of your dog being able to operate the video recorder.
You can buy a choke-chain for a dog.
A 16-year-old dog is very mature.
A dog is easier to keep well-groomed.
Dogs have more chance of receiving an award for bravery.
Dogs are easier to house-train.
Dog do not scratch themselves so much in polite company.
A dog can look as though it understands what you're saying.
Dogs went into space first.
A man will roll over and play dead only if you ask him to get up and make coffee.
Dogs enjoy swimming, and not for the chance to ogle girls in bikinis.
Being a dog's mistress is no reason to feel ashamed.
You can keep your dog tied up if it starts misbehaving.
Saggy skin and a hang-dog look aren't half as appealing on a man.
You can train a dog in obedience.
A dog in a studded collar isn't kinky.
Few men would answer to 'Lassie'.
A dog is a pack animal. A man is a six-pack animal.
Dogs spend the day sniffing drugs only if they're with the police.
Dogs aren't obsessed with 'doing it man-fashion'.
A dog is a faithful companion.
A dog is for life.



 
Posted on 11-10-05 12:06 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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You are right Nepalipoonte....atleast I was loyal to my masters unlike 6 billion humans.
*lute's ghost*
*enjoying his postlife in heavan rewarded with beautiful luteni for his good deeds on earth*
Address:Dog's Pardise :)
 
Posted on 11-10-05 12:21 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Lute , we'r happy that u r living a greaaaaaaaaat life in heavan.
did u ask these questions to GOD?

Dear God,
How come people love to smell flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another? Where are their priorities?

Dear God,
When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old story?

Dear God,
Excuse me, but why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not one named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride! I know every breed cannot have its own model, but it would be easy to rename the Chrysler Eagle the Chrysler Beagle!

Dear God,
If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?

Dear God,
Is it true that in Heaven, dining room tables have on-ramps?

Dear God,
If we come back as humans, is that good, or bad?

Dear God,
More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

Dear God,
When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake hands to get in?

Dear God,
We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent IDs, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?

Dear God,
Are there dogs on other planets or are we alone? I have been howling at the moon and stars for a long time, but all I ever hear back is the beagle across the street!

Dear God,
Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

Dear God,
Is it true that dogs are not allowed in restaurants because we can't make up our minds what NOT to order? Or is it the carpets thing, again?

Dear God,
May I have my testicles back?

:):P

 
Posted on 11-10-05 12:54 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Lutekukur R.I.P.
Lute was a nice character we all had grown fond of. May god bless his soul.
 
Posted on 11-10-05 5:53 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Posted on 11-10-05 6:05 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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I love dogs. but not this dog lol
 
Posted on 11-10-05 8:08 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Lute in line with Birkhe's suggestion, do ask why Kartik is so busy season and why the damn thing stays for long. Is it to make humans envious, since they detach in minutes.
 
Posted on 11-10-05 8:12 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Lute, since you are there with Saint Peter, do make early warning system to warn the Pope, if your keen smell finds Prince Charles remarrying;

YEAR 1981
1. PRINCE CHARLES GOT MARRIED
2. LIVERPOOL CROWNED CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE
3. AUSTRALIA LOST THE ASHES
4. POPE DIED

YEAR 2005
1. PRINCE CHARLES GOT MARRIED
2. LIVERPOOL CROWNED CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE
3. AUSTRALIA LOST THE ASHES
4. POPE DIED
IN FUTURE, IF PRINCE CHARLES DECIDES TO RE-MARRY .... PLEASE WARN THE POPE!!
(got it as an email forward, hence source not verified)

 
Posted on 11-11-05 2:28 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Bichara Slimdog...
 
Posted on 11-11-05 3:34 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Hehehe...Lute Becomes FAmous Bhanera Thread suru garchha abo kasaile...hehehehe...:D...Kati Fan ho Lute ka...Luto lagla hai hoos gaara...:P
 
Posted on 11-11-05 12:03 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Birkhe human here my answers to your question:

How come people love to smell flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another? Where are their priorities?
>Dogs don't use perfumes in their private parts like humans.With our breathtaking Armani luto flavor we already smell good.:))))))))

Dear God,
When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old story?
>I was in heaven.I am in purgatory today it is my transit since I am falling down to your hellish earth.:((((((((what is couch?couch potato?????????????

Dear God,
Excuse me, but why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not one named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride! I know every breed cannot have its own model, but it would be easy to rename the Chrysler Eagle the Chrysler Beagle!
>Your buses are named after us.GREYHOUND.We have plenty of seats.GRrrrrrrrrrrrHoooooohaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Dear God,
If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?
>We hear human and their tortured spirits anywhere we go.Hooooooooohaaaaaaaaaaa


Dear God,
Is it true that in Heaven, dining room tables have on-ramps?
>Dogs in heaven eat out every day in restaurants.Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Dear God,
If we come back as humans, is that good, or bad?
BAD VERY VERY BAD HEEEEEEEEEEEE

Dear God,
More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.
Only filet mignon HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA its heaven hhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Dear God,
When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake hands to get in?
They ask for green card.:((((((((((((((((((((((((((999

Dear God,
We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent IDs, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?
>>>>>>>>>>>NOTHING

Dear God,
Are there dogs on other planets or are we alone? I have been howling at the moon and stars for a long time, but all I ever hear back is the beagle across the street!
>I SEE DEAD PEOPLE AND ALIENS..............:(((((((((((((((
Dear God,
Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>airborne express

Dear God,
Is it true that dogs are not allowed in restaurants because we can't make up our minds what NOT to order? Or is it the carpets thing, again?
>>>>>>>>WE HAVE OUR OWN RESTAURANT AT THE BACK
Dear God,
May I have my testicles back?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>YOU ARE REWARDED YOU TESTICLES...
lLUTE FROM PURGATORY:(((((((((((((((((((((9
 
Posted on 11-11-05 8:44 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Birkhe where the hell are you?
 
Posted on 11-11-05 8:59 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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लुते म यहा छु ...:)...अब फेरि यहा आउदै छौ तिमी....यसो चाजो पाजो
मिलाईराको....
how was ur heavenly experience??? ohhh i mean experience in heavan :P
like this answer..LOL
*May I have my testicles back?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>YOU ARE REWARDED YOU TESTICLES...
lLUTE FROM PURGATORY:(((((((((((((((((((((9
LOL
start some new threads man...
:)
 


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