Feel free to add to the list:-
1. HOTEL - My Momma said that she ain' gon tell her friend Shaqueta nothing else, cause that HOTEL everthang she know.

2. HONOR ROLL - We was playing bidwiz on the stoop the other day and man, I was HONORROLL.

3. PLANET - Leroy got arrested cause he got him some seed to grow weed, and he PLANET in the backyard.

4. DISMAY - I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out a needle and said DISMAY hurt a little.

5. OMELETTE - I should punch you for what you jes said but OMELETTE it go dis time.

6. STAIRWAY - Getting high is stupid. It makes you STAIRWAY into space.

7. MOBILE - I went to buy some food, I was short on cash, and my man said gimme one MOBILE.

8. DEFENSE - I saw this dude running from the cops, but he hopped DEFENSE and got away.

9. AFRO - I got so mad at my girl, AFRO a lamp at her.

10 AFTERMATH - I don't feel like being at school today so AFTERMATH, I'm out.

11.LOCKET - I slam the door so hard, I LOCKET.

12. DOMINEERING - My girl's birthday was yesterday, so I got her a DOMINEERING.

13 KENYA - I needed money for the subway, so I axe a stranger KENYA spare some change.

14. DERANGE - DERANGE is where da deer and da antelope play.

15 DATA - At my basketball game, I scored thirty points My coach say DATA boy.

16. BEWARE - I asked the man at the unemployment office, "Is dis BEWARE I can get a job?"

17. DIMENSION - I be tall, dark, handsome and not DIMENSION smart.

18. COATROOM - The judge said, "One more outburst, you'll be thrown out de COATROOM."

19. DECIDE - My boy fronting' like he love his girl but eribody know he got a couple of chicks on DECIDE.

20. FASCINATE - Her dress got 10 buttons, but she so big she can't FASCINATE

good one.. here is from me.. no offence intended..
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Once upon a time, a Sardar applied to a Medical College and appeared for the entrance exam. Needless to say he never made it. you know why?

Well, these are the answers he gave at the entrance exam:

a.. ANTIBODY - against everyone
b.. ARTERY - the study of fine paintings
c.. BACTERIA - back door to a cafeteria
d.. BENIGN - what you be after you be eight
e.. BOWEL - letters like a,e,i,o,u
f.. CAESARIAN SECTION - a district in Rome
g.. CARDIOLOGY - advanced study of poker playing
h.. CAT SCAN - searching for lost kitty
CHRONIC - neck of a crow
i.. COMA - punctuation mark
j.. CORTIZONE - area around local courthouse
k.. CYST - short for sister
l.. DIAGNOSIS - person with a slanted nose
m.. DILATE - the late British princess Diana
n.. DISLOCATION - in this place
o.. DUODENUM - couple in jeans
p.. ENEMA - not a friend
q.. FALSE LABOR - pretending to work
r.. FAECES - nasty countenance
s.. GALLBLADDER - bladder in a girl
t.. GENES - blue denim
u.. GROIN - to mash to a pulp / smile
v.. HERNIA - she is close by
w.. HYMEN - greeting to several males
x.. IMPOTENT - distinguished, well-known
y.. LABOR PAIN - hurt at work
z.. LACTOSE - person without feet
aa.. LIPOSUCTION - a French kiss
ab.. LYMPH - walk unsteadily
ac.. MENOPAUSE - I no wait
ad.. MICROBES - small dressing gowns
ae.. OBESITY - city of Obe
af.. PACEMAKER - winner of Nobel Peace Prize
ag.. PROTEIN - in favour of teens
ah.. PULSE - grain PUS - small cat
ai.. RED BLOOD COUNT - Dracula
aj.. RUPTURE - ecstasy
ak.. SECRETION - hiding anything
al.. SEMEN - sailors
am.. SERUM - sailors drink
an.. SUBCUTANEOUS - not cute enough
ao.. SUTURE - Gujarati for "what do you want"
ap.. TABLET - small table
aq.. TUMOR - extra pair
ar.. ULTRASOUND - radical noise
as.. URINE - opposite of you're out
at.. VARICOSE - very close
au.. VAS DEFERENS - extremely different
av.. VEIN - at what time?