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Posted on 11-21-05 10:56 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.



Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their
aces?
A: Because they are...



Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over
them forever.



Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane,
which one would hit the ground first?
A: Who cares?????.....



Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created
woman!!!.



Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man
& a UFO ?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.



Q: What are the two reasons why men don't mind
their own buisness?
A: i) no mind ii) no buisness



Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A: Because even then men wouldn't ask for
directions.



Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...



Q: What maks men chase women they have no intention
of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles
they have no intention of driving.



Q: What do you do with men who think he's God's
gift?
A: Exchange him!!!



Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.
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Me no feminist just passing by a female site
 
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Posted on 11-21-05 11:06 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Dont be hating

peace out
 
Posted on 11-21-05 11:07 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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guys guys...this was a thing I got in hotmail..me no hate men..just a tease
 
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Q: What maks men chase women they have no intention
of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles
they have no intention of driving.
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This one was hillarious. I dont know if it is true, only a man and a dog would know that. But, oh! Men have no idea about any of their actions. Too bad dogs cant talk!
 
Posted on 11-21-05 11:08 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Me no feminist just passing by a female site
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सर्प नि मर्ने लठ्ठि पनि नभाचिन कस्तो काइदा !

 
Posted on 11-21-05 11:11 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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MORAL OF THE THREAD:

1) Well , Girls like to tease Man.
2) Even-though they know all these (listed above) stuff they are afterMEN. They also want to see the comment of MEN on their views. Such that they can brag more, and prove superior.
3) Gals always think that they are in different level than MEN.

What can i say, its not their fault guys, its their thinking. ;)
********* TAKE IT EASY GALS *********
 
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>>> This one was hillarious. I dont know if it is true, only a man and a dog would know that. But, oh! Men have no idea about any of their actions. Too bad dogs cant talk!
>Duhhh!!!Rythm jyu, That hurts..:(...
 
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guys.. thats why we girls always rulee :D
 
Posted on 11-21-05 12:02 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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LOL Nirman jyu,
Why does that hurt? Oh ya.. you are a man! Awww, sorry honey I should have known that men cant take the truth either. How stupid of me.;)
 
Posted on 11-21-05 12:17 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Rather It seems that there is alliance forming here of Maneaters, as BC said
Okies Casts:

Hushpuppy: President
Rythm : General Secretary
Matrixrose : Treasurer
Kittycat: Member

....hehe..LOL...
and Rythm jyu,
Me a man, Yeah!! and I dare to take truth..But not a bad sample result os analyses....:D
But it seems to me that u took wrong sample population for your statistical analysis!!! Sorry for that!!!..:P
 
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Me a man, Yeah!! and I dare to take truth..But not a bad sample result os analyses....:D
But it seems to me that u took wrong sample population for your statistical analysis!!! Sorry for that!!!..:P
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Nirman jyu,
I think I should send a questionnaire over to you. BUT have u ever thought that maybe u r an exception and all other men are bad. OR maybe you are BAD too and are pretending to be good. LOL..:D

All in jest;)
 
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>>> Q: What do you do with men who think he's God's
gift?
A: Exchange him!!!


Nice, I would love that. Exchange me, exchange me!
 
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I won't say I m good or bad..I ain't one to decide that...But the Questionnare is alright, I would love to see which category do I fall on!!!..:D
...Not all men are bad!!! I maybe bad too..But Don't decide all the population by just taking one sample...Thats all I wanted to say..:)
Peace!!!..:)
Nirman~*
 
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What maks men chase women they have no intention
of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles
they have no intention of driving.
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Dont ya all love the attention???

 
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What is the difference between men and hushpuppy?
A: Hushpuppy ......makes u love her more as she hates you more

;0)

 
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damn.. these girls are too proud of demselves.. well.. that aight.. but they are trying to put us guys down..... well... you girls keep typing up them so called joke.. but dont forget this FACT: "Men bang Women:D"... yeah.. thats it..
 
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"Q: What are the two reasons why men don't mind
their own buisness?
A: i) no mind ii) no buisness "....LOL hushp...hahahaha

 
Posted on 11-22-05 1:44 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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MAN vs WOMAN
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SUCCESS:
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

STYLE:
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

MONEY MANAGEMENT:
A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one dollar item he wants.
A woman will pay one dollar for a two dollar item that she doesn't want.

HAPPINESS:
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

MARRIAGE EXPECTATIONS:
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

MARRIAGE DECISIONS:
Men marry because they are tired.
Women marry because they are curious.
Both are disappointed.

MARRIAGE AND THE FUTURE:
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband,
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

MEMORIES:
A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her.
A man cherishes the memory of the woman who he didn't marry.

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN:
There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.

WHAT A WOMAN WANTS:
Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy...
- One is to let her think she is having her own way.
- The other is to let her have it.

LONGEVITY:
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

MISTAKES:
Any married man should forget his mistakes - no use
two people remembering the same thing.

THE BATTLE:
A woman always has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument
 
Posted on 11-22-05 2:02 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Men and women, both are equally important to the society..:P...
Same species, yet different style of thinking....:D

Cheers! for both men and women.....;)
 
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101 Reasons why women prefer cucumbers to Men
1. The average cucumber is at least 6 inches long.
2. Cucumbers stay hard for a week.
3. Cucumbers won't tell you size doesn't count.
4. Cucumbers don't get too excited.
5. Cucumbers never suffer from performance anxiety.
6. Cucumbers are easy to pick up.
7. You can fondle a cucumber in a supermarket.... and you know how firm it is before you take it home.
8. Cucumbers can get away any weekend.
9. With a cucumber you can get a single room.... and you won't have to check-in as Mrs. Cucumber.
10. A cucumber will always respect you in the morning.
11. You can go to a movie with a cucumber.... and see the movie.
12. You can go to a drive-in with a cucumber.... and you can stay in the front seat.
13. With a cucumber you can always wait until you get home.
14. A cucumber won't eat all the popcorn.... or send you out for Milk Duds.
15. A cucumber won't drag you to a John Wayne Film Festival.
16. A cucumber won't ask: "Am I the first?".
17. A cucumber doesn't care if you're a virgin.
18. Cucumbers won't tell other cucumbers you're a virgin.
19. Cucumbers won't tell anyone you're not a virgin anymore.
20. With a cucumber you don't have to be a virgin more than once.
21. Cucumbers can handle rejection.
22. Cucumbers won't pout if you have a headache.
23. Cucumbers won't care what time of the month it is.
24. Cucumbers never want to get it on when your nails are wet.
25. Cucumbers won't give it up for Lent.
26. With a cucumber you never have to say you're sorry.
27. Afterwards, a cucumber won't: ...want to shake hands and be friends.
28. ...say, "I'll call you a cab".
29. ...tell you he's not the marrying kind.
30. ...tell you he is the marrying kind.
31. ...call his ex-wife or therapist.
32. ...take you to confession.
33. Cucumbers don't leave you wondering for a month.
34. Cucumbers won't make you go to the drugstore.
35. Cucumbers won't tell you a vasectomy will ruin it for them.
36. A cucumber a day keeps the OB-GYN away.
37. A cucumber won't work your crossword with ink.
38. A cucumber isn't allergic to your cat.
39. With a cucumber you don't have to play Florence Nightingale during the Flu season.
40. Cucumbers never answer your phone or borrow your car.
41. A cucumber won't eat all your food or drink all your liquor.
42. A cucumber doesn't turn your bathroom into a library.
43. A cucumber won't go through your medicine chest.
44. A cucumber doesn't use your toothbrush, roll-on, or hairspray.
45. Cucumbers won't leave hair on the sink or a ring in the tub.
46. Cucumbers won't write your name and number on the men's room wall.
47. Cucumbers don't have sex hangups.
48. Cucumbers won't make you wear kinky clothes or go to bed with your boots on.
49. Cucumbers aren't into rope & leather, talking dirty, or swinging with fruits & nuts.
50. You can have as many cucumbers as you can handle.
51. You can eat cucumbers when you feel like it.
52. Cucumbers never need a round of applause.
53. Cucumbers won't ask: "Am I the best? How was it? Did you come? How many times?"
54. Cucumbers aren't jealous of your Gynecologist, Ski Instructor, or Hair Dresser.
55. A cucumber won't want to join your sports group.
56. A cucumber never wants to improve your mind.
57. Cucumbers aren't into meaningful conversations.
58. Cucumbers won't ask about your Last Lover.... or speculate about your next one.
59. A cucumber will never make a scene because there are other cucumbers in the refrigerator.
60. A cucumber won't mind hiding in the refrigerator when your mother is over.
61. No matter how old you are, you can always get a fresh cucumber.
62. Cucumbers don't leave whisker burns, fall asleep on your chest, or drool on the pillow.
63. A cucumber won't give you a hickey.
64. Cucumbers can stay up ALL night.... and you won't have to sleep on the wet spot.
65. Cucumbers don't leave dirty shorts on the floor.
66. A cucumber never forgets to flush the toilet.
67. A cucumber doesn't flush the toilet while you are taking a shower.
68. With a cucumber, the toilet seat is always the way you left it.
69. Cucumbers don't compare you to a center fold.
70. Cucumbers don't count to 10.
71. Cucumbers don't tell you they liked you better with long hair.
72. A cucumber will never leave you ... ...for another woman.
73. ...for another man.
74. ...for another cucumber.
75. A cucumber will never call and say "I have to work late, Honey", and then come home smelling like another woman.
76. A cucumber never snaps your bra, pinches your butt, or gives you a snuggy.
77. You always know where a cucumber has been.
78. A cucumber never has to call "the wife".
79. Cucumbers never have mid-life crises.
80. A cucumber won't leave you for a cheerleader or an ex-nun.
81. Cucumbers don't play the guitar and try to find themselves.
82. You won't find out later that your cucumber ... ...is married.
83. ...is on penicillin.
84. ...likes you - but loves your brother.
85. A cucumber doesn't have softball practice on the day you move.
86. Cucumbers never tell you what they did on R&R.
87. A cucumber won't ask for a promotion just when you're up for a promotion.
88. Cucumbers don't care if you make more money than they do.
89. Cucumbers won't wear a leisure suit to your office Christmas party.
90. A cucumber won't leave town on New Year's Eve.
91. A cucumber won't take you to disco and dump you for a flashy outfit.
92. Cucumbers never want to take you home to mom.
93. A cucumber doesn't care if you always spent the holidays with your family.
94. A cucumber won't ask to be put through Med School.
95. A cucumber won't tell you he's outgrown you intellectually.
96. Cucumbers never expect you to have little cucumbers.
97. Cucumbers don't say "Let's keep trying until we have a boy".
98. A cucumber won't insist the little cukes be raised Catholic, Jewish, or Orthodox Vegetarian.
99. It's easy to drop a cucumber.
100. A cucumber will never contest a divorce, demand a property settlement, or seek custody of anything.
101. No matter how you slice it, you can have your cuke and eat it too.
 
Posted on 11-23-05 12:37 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Men men men... cant live without em.. cant live with em.:)

Whats the above poster trying to prove btw.. dint read thru.. cucumbers are only good for your eyes when u have had late nightsas far as i know.And yea... moms chutney.

hushpuppy, i gather u are a gal then.. is a funny post.But then again there are just as many jokes about women in general. Let the thread grow! cheers!...
On a more personal note, men do often lend such different perspectives to our lives compared to our female counterparts... it would be a wearying world if there were none of them clowns.haina ra?

gone with the wind..fly fly..
 



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