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 Nepali Sholay
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Posted on 12-05-05 9:09 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Casting:
IGP 1: IGP of Janpath Nepal Police
IGP 2: IGP of Armed Police Force
IGP 3: IGP of National Investigation Department
Coas: Chief of Army Staff


Prince: Hmm..... Kitney Aadmi they?

IG 1: Sardar... Hajaron sardaar.

Prince: Hmmm...Hajaron?...Soowar Ke Bachho..woh nihathhe aur tum loaded!!! phir bhi waapas agaye. Khali haath..Kya samaz kar aye the?...Yuvraj khus hoga..sabhashi dega Kyoon? Dhikkar Hai!!
Arre.. oh COAS...kitna saal ke baad hamra mili re yeh gaddi?

COAS: Pure sattais saal.

Prince: Soona...Poore sattais saal. Aur yeh intjaar ka result yeh hai ki yaha se dur dur ki 75 jilla me jab koi bachha raat ko rota hai to maa kahti hai beta soja..soja nahin to Paras aa jayega. Aur yeh teen haraam jade...yeh Paras ka naam mitti me milaay diye..iski saja milegi..barabar milegi...

 
Posted on 12-05-05 9:10 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Ha Ha Ha

Hillarious

Keep rolling...
 
Posted on 12-05-05 9:12 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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~
So funny..........................
 
Posted on 12-05-05 9:16 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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IGP1: sarkar hamne apka namak khaya hai
PRINCE: too fir thapad kha...plat plat plat
 
Posted on 12-05-05 9:18 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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( Prince stretches his hand towards 3 IGPs)

Prince: Kitni ungli hai?

IGP 2: Paach sardar...

Prince: Paach? Paach Ungliya!! Paach ungli hai haath me..Paach ungli aur admi teen..bahoot naa insaafi hai yeh...(he bends his 2 fingers)...ab thik hai. Ab ees haath main 3 ungliya hai. Ab ham haath ko ghumayega..ab kisko kaun ungli ka jhapad padega hamko nahi pata....HAMKO KUCH NAHIN PATA. Is haath me teen jhapad hai, dekhe kisko kaun milta hai?

(Goes to first IGP and slams his hand in air..doesn't touch him) Bach gaya saala.
(Goes to second IGP and does same) yeh bhi bach gaya...
(Goes to IGP 3) Ab tera kya hoga Shyame? (shyam=black=kalia)

IGP 3: S... Sardaar..maine apka ghus khaya hai sardaar.

Prince: Ab..Jhapad kha!!!

Prince: (IGP 3 doesn't get the slap either). Kamaal ho gaya...Teeno bach gaye..huhu hahahaha...teeno bach gaye (laughs out real loud)...

Hahhaahahahh
HahhhahahahhAHHAHH

All 3 IGPs start laughing in unison
HAHAHHAHAHA

suddenly:
JHYAP
JHYAP
JHYAP
(Prince slaps all 3...it's silence all over this time)

JO DAR GAYA....SAMJHO MAR GAYA!!!!

-- The End --
 
Posted on 12-05-05 10:20 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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very nice !!! hilarious ..... first one is great !
 
Posted on 12-06-05 3:31 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Lol creative. yea first one was hilarious...hahahaha was thinking of Gabbar singh while reading through it.
 
Posted on 12-06-05 8:40 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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YOu guys are so funny. Still remeber all those lines from sholay!!!!! ha...ha...ha.... funny and in some what true as well!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Posted on 12-06-05 4:55 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Sholay is evergreen thanks for the entetainment
 
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Posted on 12-10-05 6:18 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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hehehehe
looks like i have seen this movie long time ago.if i am not mistaken its a movie about two chors and a thakur and a daku name gabbar singh and a girl very chanchal basanti .but that was long time ago and how did you remember that dialog so perfectly well.mannuparcha timro memory by the way if you have so good memory can you tell me how much MB is your memory mine is" 512 MB" i bet yours must be "1 gb".what about surma bhopali that was the best ......... e kha hai khatra cycle chala ke............
 


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