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 No Speaka de English
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Posted on 12-06-05 9:49 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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No Speaka de English


A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.


The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:


"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.


"In this country . . we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives. . . "

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell "Mississippi'."
 
Posted on 12-06-05 9:58 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Now that's funny!!
 
Posted on 12-07-05 12:40 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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ya i also agree, really funny...thanks ram prasad
 
Posted on 12-07-05 12:46 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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first R Den A last M Bro dami joke...
 
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A punjabi english teacher was teaching his class, suddenly the principle appeared. He heard the teacher saying,
"gadha, gadhe ke pichhe ek aur gadha, woh gadhe ke pichhe mein, aur mere pichhe saara desh."
Principle - 'what is this that you are teaching to kids?'
punjabi - I am just telling them how to spell assassination.
 
Posted on 01-24-06 4:14 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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nepe that was one hell of a hilarious joke
 
Posted on 02-03-06 7:59 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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ma ta nepali timi pani nepali ho
 


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