Here is a small funda which I hope u will like and enjoy.

Ek Aadmi ne thoda romantic hoke apni wife ko khat
likha -

"Is mahine salary nahin milee, isliye
salary ke badle 100 kiss bhej raha hoon".

Wife ne jawab diya Aap ki salary ke badle 100 kiss
miley, hisaab bhej rahi hoon -

Doodh wala 2 kiss mein maan gaya,
Teacher ko 7 deni padi.
Subjiwala 7 mein nahin mana is liye 9 deni padi.
Kiranewala sirf kiss se nahin mana -usko aur kuch bhi diya.
Makaan malik to roj 6 -7 ley jata hai.

Aap chinta mat karna, mere paas abhi lagbhag 35 aur bachaa
hai.

Mahina aaraam se kat jayega .hahhahaha.

िसाम्नु हुन्छ र हो नत्र भन्नी थिएँ. भन्दिम्? गजलको "ग" को अर्थ के हो भन्दिम? गणतन्त्र, यो चैँ साझामा के. रिसानी माफ होस्.

Hahaha,
Where are you, Prem Charo?
Man are you on booze or something?

What's the point of those 35 kisses left? That Kiranewala have taken everything. :(

By the way, why would she even give kiss to kiranewala, let alone "aur kuch"? I know it's just a funda, but I am darn sleepy! But all I can think of is what would happen to those 35 kisses left?

:)