Olny srmat poelpe can.
cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

if you can raed tihs psas it on !!

TAKE THE FIRST LETTER IN YOUR FIRST NAME...
A=I'D LOVE TO LICK
B=I ATE
C=I DUMPED MY BOYFRIEND FOR
D=I HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND WITH
E=I MILKED
F=I SAT ON
G=I SAW
H=I'M IN LOVE WITH
I=IN MY ROOM I FOUND
J=I PUSHED
K=I GOT IN A FIGHT WITH
L=I MURDERED
M=I TORTURED
N=I DEEP-FRIED
O=IN MY FREEZER, I FOUND
P=I BASHED UP
Q=I TALKED ON THE PHONE TO
R=I CHEATED ON MY LOVER WITH
S=I'M MOVING IN WITH
T=I JUST KILLED
U=I KICKED AND KILLED
V=I SKINNED ALIVE
W=I GAVE MY NUMBER TO
X=I MARINATED
Y=I BABYSAT
Z=I TRADED MY MOM FOR
NOW TAKE THE THIRD LETTER OF YOUR LAST
NAME...
A=A HIPPOPOTAMUS
B=A CURLY FRY
C= A NAKED OLD LADY.
D=AN ERASER
E=A GAY GUY
F= A BLOCK OF CHEESE
G=AN EMPTY TACOBELL CUP
H=A GREASY PAPER PLATE
I=A SPORK
J=A MELTED ORANGE CRAYON
K=GEORGE WASHINGTON
L=A PEICE OF CHEWED GUM
M=A SEA URCHIN
N=A PAIR OF GRANNY PANTIES
O=ORANGE JUICE
P=A BRA
Q=A BIRD
R=A STOP SIGN
S=A DUSTPAN
T=A RANDOM GUY
U=A RANDOM GIRL
V=A YELLOW PAPERCLIP
W=A PAIR OF SNEAKERS
X=A TURKEY
Y=A CHICKEN
Z=A JELLYBEAN
NOW TAKE THEM AND THE WORDS YOU GOT, AND PUT THEM AS THE TITLE OF
THIS, AND FORWARD IT, JUST FOR A LUGH.

Before reading this please don't think of the person
you lov e

A true, touching love story that happened in the Jammu
& Kashmir (border)areas.


The headman of a big tribe had a beautiful daughter,
who fell in love with a boy who was an ordinary poor
person.

When the people of the tribe came to know about their
love, they did not like it at all, and so began to
protest about it. Now it happened that the two
lovers left their homes for a happy future.

The people of the tribe started searching for the two
lovers but they could not find them. At last,they
accepted their love and asked them in a
newspaper to come back.The people said that if u
both come back we will let marry u, we accept
that u loved each other truly. So in this way their
love won and the age old attitude of the tribe took a
beating.

The couple went to the city for shopping for the
wedding. He was wearing a white traditional dress,
and was crossing the road when a car came and hit him
and he died on the spot.

The girl lost her senses. After a long time she
recovered and accepted that her love has died. One
night she was sleeping in her home with her family.
Her mother had dream in which she saw a fairy. That
fairy
asked her mother to wash the blood spots of the guy
from her daughter's clothes as soon as possible. But
her mother ignored the dream. Next night the father
saw the same dream, he also ignored it. Then when the
girl had the same dream the next night, she woke up
and told her mother about the dream. Her mother asked
her to wash the clothes on which there were blood
spots.

She washed the spots but some remained. Next night
she again had the same dream she again washed the
spots but some still remained. Next night she again
had the same dream and this time that fairy gave her
last warning to wash the blood spots, else something
terrible will happen. This time the girl tried her
best to wash the spots, the clothes tore, but some
spots
still remained. In the evening on same day when she
was alone, someone knocked the door, when she opened
the door she saw the fairy at the door. She got very
scared and fainted. The fairy woke her up..., and gave
her an object, That awe-struck girl asked "what is
this..? to which the fairy replied :

...."kaise bhi daag ho,
jaise bhi daag ho........
Surf Excel hai na..."

I know what u are feeling now... But don't look for
me... I'm searching for the person who mailed this to
me... :)

I know you want to kill me for this!!!

I felt the same