Hariji is the english teacher in a school. He is very well renowned for all his students do very well in exams. The school is having an inspection and the inspector decided to visit the english class.This is what transpires :

Hariji : "Bidarthi haru GADHA bhana"
Students (in chorous) : "GADHA "

Hariji : "Abba bhana, GADHA , GADHA KO PACHADI GADHA"
Students (in chorous) : "GADHA , GADHA KO PACHADI GADHA"

Hariji: "Aaba bhana GADHA , GADHA KO PACHADI GADHA, GADHA KO PACHADI MA"
Students (in chorous) : "GADHA , GADHA KO PACHADI GADHA, GADHA KO PACHADI MA"

Hariji: "Bidarthi haru, aaba bhana GADHA , GADHA KO PACHADI GADHA, GADHA KO PACHADI MA, MERO PACHADI SARA DESH"
Students (in chorous) : "GADHA , GADHA KO PACHADI GADHA, GADHA KO PACHADI MA, MERO PACHADI SARA DESH"

By this time the inspector is furious. He confronts the principal and shouts at him "What is this Hariji teaching his students. He is supposed to be taking an english class and what he is saying is GADHA , GADHA KO PACHADI GADHA, GADHA KO PACHADI MA, MERO PACHADI SARA DESH.

The principal too is shocked, the famous english teacher doing this.
Principal : "Hariji what nonsense are you telling these students "GADHA , GADHA KO PACHADI GADHA, GADHA KO PACHADI MA, MERO PACHADI SARA DESH".

Hariji : "Yes i was telling all this in class, but i was only teaching the students the spelling of ASSASSINATION. ASS - ASS - I - NATION (GADHA , GADHA KO PACHADI GADHA, GADHA KO PACHADI MA, MERO PACHADI SARA DESH)

opppps!!??!? a nice one there :)

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