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 Its damn funny...

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Posted on 02-18-06 5:54 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Funny story

"true story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldnt overcome and didnt really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldnt say a word. She said, Im going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me. I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldnt ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car."
 
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Posted on 02-21-06 6:18 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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By the way...I do know..how old snails is in real.
:P :P
 
Posted on 02-21-06 6:26 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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how old is snails for real then??
 
Posted on 02-21-06 6:30 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Sorry dude, I can't reveal someone's personal infos in public thread.
 
Posted on 02-21-06 6:43 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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uffff okay fine fine nepal ko chora i admit that i am 25 and it's sad that i still don't get it! :)
 
Posted on 02-21-06 6:51 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Uff nails... :P :P
 
Posted on 02-21-06 9:53 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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which one didn't u get nails?
 
Posted on 02-22-06 1:01 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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pat - The last one you posted i didn't get ke!
 
Posted on 02-22-06 6:24 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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ok nails...Do you know what a goatee is?

its "boke dari"....now do you get it?
 
Posted on 02-22-06 6:43 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Pat - hmm... i don't know i think i need Nepal ko chora to explain it to me! :) :P :P
 
Posted on 02-22-06 6:44 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Uff nails.. :P :P
why do you need me to explain the joke ni..
Pat will explain you this time.

:P
 
Posted on 02-22-06 6:51 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Nepal ko chora - :( :( okay!
 
Posted on 02-22-06 7:01 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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hahahaha..hahaha
nails..why sad now...ni ?

:P
 
Posted on 02-22-06 7:04 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Because i wanted you to explain to me ke! :( :( but that's okay now i am sure pat will explain it to me! :)
 
Posted on 02-22-06 7:17 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Uff Snails..that was pat's joke. Let him explain you ... :P
:P
I will explain in case you don't understand my jokes.
:P :P
 
Posted on 02-22-06 7:29 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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ok nails ........ the woman screwed so much that her boobies came under her eyes.....so technically ... i mean technically what would come in her chin area....her vagina...which has pubic hairs......(good damn it.....It's like teaching a school kid about sex education...And nails I can't be clearer than this......) So do you get it \.....
 
Posted on 02-22-06 7:38 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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hahahhahahha!!!!!!!!!!
yeah i get it now! thanks pat:D hahhaha.......
 
Posted on 02-22-06 7:39 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Thanks PAT.
This NAILS is really a school kid ..ke

:P :P
 
Posted on 02-22-06 7:49 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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he he
it was in santa banta .com . its not his real evidence of life
 
Posted on 02-22-06 7:49 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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thank you nails for "getting it'....So why don't you post your vegeterian jokes....you know- the nice ones......I 'm sure you know plenty of those kinds...
 
Posted on 02-23-06 1:55 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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i douth it s truthfulness, but is funny
 



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